Girl: *Sighs* “Claire’s so wonderful!”
Dean: “Oh Yeah? Has she ever been to Hell?”
Sam: “Or suffered endless torture by Lucifer himself?”
Dean: “Not to mention losing her soul?”
Sam: “Yeah! And can she pull demons from their hosts?”
Dean: “With her mind!!?”
Sam: “And send them back to the pit?”
Dean: “Has she died and gone to Heaven?”
Sam: “Many times over?!”
Dean: “Or talked to God?”
Sam: “Or his sister!”
Dean: “Or gone back in time!?”
Sam: “Or met herself in an alternate universe!?!”
Dean: “As actors?!?”
Sam: “Or had her body swapped with a warlock?!”
Dean: “Or met Death!?!”
Sam: “Or killed her own Grandfather?”
Dean: “To be fair, he was possessed by the Khan worm...”
Sam: “Or booked endless miles in the passenger seat of Baby!”
Dean: “Not as roomy as she looks!”
Sam: “Or clocked thousands of hours listening to the same songs over and over and...”
Dean: “Or dealt with the toxic after effects from someone’s burrito consumption?”
Sam: “And your extra onions!”
Dean: “Bitch!”
Sam: “Jerk!”
Dean: “Did she take on the Mark of Cain only to be killed by the scribe of Heaven-?”
Sam: “Uh...”
Dean: “-only to return as a demon-“
Sam: “Really not your best moment...”
Dean: “-to howl at the moon with the King of Hell!
Sam: “That whole Mark of Cain thing was a pretty dumb move...”
Dean: “Yeah, it kinda was...”
Waiter: “Uh Guys? She left 15 minutes ago...”
Dean: “Fickle fan girls...”
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