Sorry for the delay everyone. Last week didn't have the 4th wall-breaking jokes I thought it might but then again, the surprises y'all come up with make it all worthwhile. Congrats to samanddean10 for the victory.
So in that vein, let's go with the traditional, serious-sam-silly-dean image this time:
And as always, leave your entries as replies so everybody can vote on them!
Dean: *Thinking to himself* "Oh crap. I think he just realized I trimmed his hair while he was asleep!
Well, it beats Nair in the shampoo bottle Sammy boy, I was doing you a favor. Seriously, what was up with that hair style last season?"
Dean thinking (Oh man he looks like he's gonna cry...but why?? Think geeky...think geeky... the Lizzie house was a hoax!)
Dean: Um sorry the whole Lizzie thing wasn't real man.
Sam: "Well, technically I'm 34 but in actuality I'm a lot older than that! You've gotta figure that extra year stuck in the Tricksters timeline, and then there's all those months that translate into something like dog years in Hell, and you can't leave off that lost year while I was soulless. Uhm, somewhere around I don't know and I've got no idea?"
Dean: "The minds the first to go Sam. It's no wonder I'm seein' some gray hairs on you bro!"
Dean: "What do you mean I still owe you an apology for disrespecting Ghandi by calling him a little man in diapers? He was a little man in diapers! And a fruitarian as well!"
Dean: "I'm sorry okay? I should have remembered to have disposed of the Alphas head in the cooler, but c'mon man, I hardly think you're scarred for life Sam."
Dean: "So if Amara is God's sister and Lucifer and Michael are God's sons and we are their true vessels, does that mean Amara is technically our Aunt?"
Sam: "I don't think the heavenly family tree works quite like that Dean."
Dean: "You know Sammy, now that you gave Cas your Netflix password and access to your room we are never going to get him to leave the bunker. He's already watching Jenny Jones reruns. Slippery slope man, slippery slope. Unless..."
Sam: "Unless wha- no, you wouldn't E.A.E.S. Cas, would you?!"
Dean: *Thinking to himself* "Crap. He's remembering that voicemail message of Crowleys I played to lure the demon! I just know it! Man, I'll never hear the end of it. Why didn't I erase the stupid thing when I had the chance?"
Sam: *Thinking to himself* "Crap. I should've gotten the Health Shake Quake Salad instead..."