Some great entries in last week's contest. In fact I've been inspired to click "like" on entries that I consider 'honorable mentions.' You may not get a poster, but you get mad respect (and a lot of laughs).
For this week... yeah.
The higher ups do want me to remind everyone that I think the site aims for a pg-13ish level so if you want to get naughty with you entry, use some **** or [censored] or $#@& in it please.
Dean: You know there are four kinds of close encounters.
Captive: ...
Dean: There is the First, the Second, the third and the fourth kind what I heard is a butt thing. So make it snappy.
Captive: ... ... ...
Sam: DEAN!
Dean: See that blender over there?
Man: Mmffmmhh?
Dean: If you don't tell me what I want you have two choices.
Man: Mmhff?
Dean: Shaken or stirred?
Man: !!