Okay. Still having posting issues but trying again. This ones for Nate:
Dean: “So get this! I told that Other Other Winchester that I would give him the coveted answer to the Myth
Arc of Season Eleven to use as the ultimate prize for his Caption this! Contest. He fell for it like a Pig In A Poke!
Sucker!!!!”
Jack: “Why is he a suckerrr!? And is a Pig In A Poke one of those Urban Dictionary expressions?”
Dean: “Urban Diction-where did you learn about Urban Dictionary?!”
Jack: “Family Don't End In Blood” AUBobby!”
Dean: “That’s what he told you to call him?”
Jack: “He thought “Uncle AUBobby” would be too ostentatious.”
Dean: “And he didn’t think “Family Don't End In” was? Never mind. First mom and now he’s corrupting you. I’m
gonna have to have a, uh, a nice long talk with him when we get back. Maybe spend some quality time in the firing range.
Better yet, the torture dungeon... And in answer to your question, Winchester the Lesser is a suckerrrr because there
IS no answer! It was just a hodgepodge. A conglomeration-“
Jack: “Hodgepodge? Conglomeration? Are those words of eroticism?”
Dean: “Eroticism? What’s up with all the-“
Jack: “Teenager.”
Dean: “Enough said. Yeah, a conglomeration. A jumbled up mess of nonsensical ideas that went absolutely nowhere!”
Jack: “Sounds sexy.”
Dean: “How in the world does that sound-“
Jack: “Stiff breeze Dean.”
Dean: “Ah, those were the days...”
Jack: “Nights too...”
Dean: “Rightttt. Anyway like I was saying, it was a huge clusterfu-“
Jack: “Like the AUHunters In the bunker?”
Dean: “Exactly.”
Jack: “Like pretty much every idea Castiel has ever had on his own?”
Dean: “Yahtzee! Now zip it and let me continue... You’ve heard the expression “Too many cooks in
the kitchen-”
Jack: “Two many what?”
Dean: “Not two. Too. Too many people with their fingers in the-“
Jack: “Is this is where you give me the finer points on “Knocking Timberlands”?”
Dean: “Boots. You mean boots. And no!!! Why do you think that almost everything I say revolves around sex!?!”
Jack: “Well, it IS you. Sam says-“
Dean: “Forget what Judgey McJudgerson thinks... you’ve been reading my porn mags again, haven’t you?”
Jack: “Are you supposed to Read them?”
Dean: “Sammy does! So NOW who’s the cooler dad, huh? So it started out kinda interesting but around
mid season the wheels just flew off. It was sad really. And MY storyline? Well, let’s just say there’s no use crying
over spilt holy water. Or what might have been....”
Jack: “You mean it was like MichaelDean?”
Dean: “Like MichaelDean with boobs! Now Shuddup and drive before I shoot you!”
Jack: “Yes Dad!”
Dean: “Yes, COOL Dad! Also known as “Cool Dad With The Bad Ass Car”! Or is that too ostentatious?”
