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Hi everyone!

Remember last time I mentioned there were some site troubles? Well... turns out the gremlins weren't as out of the system as we hoped. So several people last week had problems submitting captions, voting, etc. Thankfully we FINALLY got it all straightened out and extended the contest an extra week. I was trying to figure out who should win, when one of AlyCat22's entries got me thinking that... maybe a caption expressing everybody's frustration. Hopefully y'all don't mind and find it funny. THIS TIME everything should be working, so post entries as normal, vote, etc.

Hmm... seems like we're on hiatus again too. Well since we were doing the lovely ladies of the show last time and stopped at S5, it only seems fair to pick that back up with S6! So how about some Lisa time? Yeah I'm a Dean/Anna shipper (well, after Dean/Metalicar) but I liked Lisa and thought they could have done more with her.

Also with this image, there's the very obvious caption... Do you think we ought to go ahead and vote on it or vote for the 2nd most obvious one?
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Please let me know if you have problems entering or voting for entries.

If you have questions on logging in or voting, I have put instructions on how to participate in the Caption This! contest here. NOTE: Do NOT leave your entry on that page. Make sure you leave your entry HERE on this contest.

And if you get tired of waiting for the new one, you can go enjoy our first 50 winners here.
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Dean: "Well if you think it's a big deal..."

Lisa: "For the last time Dean I am not going to call you Pokey!"

Dean: "Not even during sexy time?"

Lisa: "ESPECIALLY not during sexy time!"
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Lisa: "How was I to know the TV was loaded?"

Dean: "Bobby said those magazines were safe..."

Lisa: "1950 era Readers Digests covered in an inch of dust?"

Dean: "Can't say he didn't warn you..."

Lisa: "We were bored, not desperate!"
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*Lisa and Dean sharing their past sexual relationships*

*Deans turn...*

Lisa: "THAT many? You must have been in a state of permanent exhaustion..."

Dean: "I forgot one more - the angel in the back seat of the Impala..."

Lisa: "An angel? Not - Cas?"

Dean: "Wha? No! Former Preachers daughter now fallen angel! Anna. No Cas!"

Lisa: "Orgies, strippers, bartenders, waitresses, cops, cashiers..."

Dean: "You wanted to share..."

Lisa: "I think I'd feel better if it was Cas..."
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Dean: "I'm sorry Lis..."

Lisa: "I know -"

Dean: "I was desperate."

Lisa: "Yes but my great grandmothers linens?"

Dean: "Any tornequet in a storm I always say..."

Lisa: "She made them by hand... stitches so intricate..."

Dean: "Did I mention I was bleeding to death?"
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Dean: "What can I say?"

Lisa: "I don't believe you..."

Dean: "Lisa c'mon..."

Lisa: "You're trying to protect us-"

Dean: "No. Yes. I mean - no one knows what the myth arc for Season Eleven was!"

Lisa: "Maybe you could summon Crowley?"



See Nate? Even Lisa wants to know!" AC22
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Lisa: "And why exactly am I not mentioned in the Winchester Bibles?"


Dean: "Uh, did I mention how pretty you look today?"


Lisa: "Can it, Pokey!"
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Dean: "Well, Bobbys downstairs, Bens upstairs... Impala?"

Lisa: "Not after you had that tramp angel in the back seat!"

Dean: "I knew I was going to regret coming clean..."
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Lisa: "I can't unsee it..."

Dean: "I'm sorry you had to witness that..."

Lisa: "It was unlike any foot massage I've... and what was with the glass of milk?!"

Dean: "Let me guess. He called her Tori?"

Lisa: *Gasps. Tears welling in her eyes*

Dean: "Damn it Bobby!"
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Dean: ...and don't pull the handle in the closet.
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Lisa: "So what's this I hear about you and Crowley?"

Dean: "It's nothing. He has a crush on me..."

Lisa: "A bromance? Great. Orgies, strippers, bartenders, Angels and now the King of Hell?"

Dean: "Well technically he's still a punk ass cross roads demon..."

Lisa: "Yeah, like that makes it sooo much better!"

Dean: "Hey! You wanted to share!"
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Lisa: "You have to talk to Ben..."

Dean: "About?"

Lisa: "Ever since you showed him-"

Dean: "What?"

Lisa: "The anti-bully? Now he kicks everyone in the nuts! The paperboy. The pizza delivery man. The cat!"

Dean: "You mean the pussy-"

Lisa: "Pull up there Pokey - unless you want me to demonstrate his moves..."
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Lisa: "I reached out to you..."

Dean: "When?"

Lisa: "You were on that dating site - Impala67?"

Dean: "Did you?"

Lisa: "You totally ignored me. So what, I'm not good enough for you now?"

Dean: "Uh..."

*Prays*. "Damn it Cas you said you wiped her memory! Cas? Cas!!!"
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Lisa: Yoda is Bens father.
Dean: You said you taught Yoga not Yoda!
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Lisa: "Dean, I love you. I've never felt this way about anyone before. I-"

Dean: "Did I mention me and Sammy are taking off? Yup. Right now as a matter of fact... Sam!!!"

Lisa: "Is it something I said?"
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Lisa: "I have a type you know..."

Dean: "Ruthless sexy psychopathic killer of the supernatural?"

Lisa: "I was thinking more like bar back with sleeve tattoos and no address..."
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Dean: " I wasn't thinking..."

Lisa: "It's not like I couldn't have made mine Gu-"

Dean: "I didn't know it would upset you..."

Lisa: "So you'll-?"

Dean: "Delete my Pokey Twitter pic right away..."



Whipped Dean is whipped...AC22. ;)
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Dean: "So good news. Ben will be fine..."

Lisa: "What kind of psycho arms his bathtub soap?"
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Lisa: "Bobby tells me you exorcised a hell bitch of a demon here..."

Dean: "Me and Sam. It was intense! I -"

Lisa: "So do you think she was prettier than me?"

Dean: "Uhm..."

Lisa: "Well?"

Dean: "Sammy! We're leaving. Now!"
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Lisa: "You love that damn car more than me!

Dean: "What!?"

Lisa: "I need you to show that you care about me just as much!"

Dean: "Okay, when we get home I'll throw a tarp over you and leave you out in the garage for a year too!"
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Lisa: "Would it have been too much to ask for you to save us a piece?"
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Dean: "That night I shoved Ben... I was a vampire! I almost ripped both your throats ou-"

Lisa: "Oh save it! If you really want to leave us then just go. I read Route 666!"
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Dean: "Okay! I'm ready for some hot yoga!"

*Half hour later about to pass out*

Dean: "Okay! Sexy time starts any minute now - right?"

Lisa: "Dean, it's not that kind of hot yoga..."

Dean: "Damn it!"
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Dean: "Was that a ghost I hear?!"

Lisa: "Dean, sit down and finish our conversation..."

Dean: Did you see that light flicker? I better go lay down some salt..."

Lisa: "That's all your going to be laying down if you don't get back here and talk to me!"
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Lisa:" Your Ben's real father." Dean:" I knew that Lisa! Took you three seasons to tell me that! Where is Sam when you need him?" #Captions
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Lisa: "I have to be honest..."

Dean: "I'm really Bens dad?"

Lisa: "No."

Dean: "You're pregnant?!"

Lisa: "Definitely not."

Dean: *Smirking* Don't tell me - Bobby?"

Lisa: "Soul-less Sam. We're running off together!"

Dean: "So a ruthless, sexy, psychopathic killer with daddy issues isn't enough for you?"
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Dean: The outhouse is next to the ghouls grave.

Lisa: We'll only be here a few years though, right?

Dean: You'll love it. Saturdays we like to blow torch demons in the basement.

Lisa: gasp... oh, dear God..



Suddenly, Lisa longed for her golden years when she was pimped out by the Mexican Mafia.
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Lisa: We'll only be here a few years, right?
Dean: You'll love it. Saturdays we blow torch demons in the basement.
Lisa: gasp... oh, dear God..
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Dean: Bobby sure likes Ben; took him down to the panic room. But...
Lisa: What?
Dean: Why would Bobby's parole order forbid contact with children.
Lisa: Oh, my...oh, my...BEN !!
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Dean: Bobby's been married 3 times. His first 2 wives died of mushroom poisoning.
Lisa: And the third wife?
Dean: She died of stab wounds.
Lisa: Stab wounds? What happened?
Dean: She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.
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........................................THE EVIL THAT MEN DO
...............................Part 1 - Watch out for broken people

The scene is a courtroom in session. Bobby Singer sits at a table, with his lawyer, wearing a straight jacket, handcuffed, hobbled with leg restraints and fitted with a bite mask much like Hannibal Lecter. Sam, Dean and Lisa are in the audience.

Prosecutor: What did you see at Mr. Singers that night?
Deputy: We observed Mr. Singer engaged in pedophilia with a minor and ordered him to stop.
Prosecutor: Did he comply?
Deputy: No, your honor, it took 4 deputies with a crowbar to pry Mr. Singer off the child. Then we got to..er...we had to taser Mr. Singer repeatedly and hogtie him.
Prosecutor: Good...good. Was there anything else?
Deputy: We discovered 500 tons of child porn belonging to the defendant.
Defense Attorney: Objection! It hasn't been established that the child porn belongs to Mr. Singer.
Judge: [leafing through Bobby's porn] Overruled. Mr. Singer is on every page of this filth and it goes back 30 years. Who's this other naked man with you and these children, ...........Mr. Singer?
Bobby Singer: Oh, all right, you're going to find out anyway. It's John Winchester, my lover and partner in our worldwide, child-porn enterprise!

Next: Part 2 - How will our heroes, Sam and Dean, react to this startling revelation?

Sam & Dean: [are staring blankly as if their world's been turned upside down].
Dean: This is more than I bargained for.
Sam: I don't believe this is happening.
Judge: [still reading the child porn] I just can't believe what I'm seeing here. This is great. I mean great evidence. Bring another box over. Call your next witness.
Prosecutor: The State calls our expert child trauma witness and Ben Braeden.
Trauma Expert: Now, Ben, this is Superman the action figure and I want you to pretend you are Superman here and point to where the bad man touched you.
Ben: [crying and trembling Ben silently points here and there on the doll] Bobby Singer hurt me. He hurt me awful bad, your honor.
Judge: [distracted from reading Bobby's child porn] You done, kid? Take your seat. Bailiff, the evidence inventory lists videos. Bring them to me. This Bobby Singer is a ...........monster.
Bobby: You have no right to judge our love! Those children were the light of my life!
Judge: Any adult who uses a child for sexual gratification is evil and you Mr. Singer are evil.
Bobby: John Winchester was the love of my life! I loved you John! Oh, God how I miss you!
Sam: [feels dizzy and has bent over and put his head down to avoid passing out]
Dean: [just threw up in his mouth a bit]
Judge: Bailiff, get one of the ball gags from my chambers and muffle Mr. Singer. Oh, not the ball gag with the nipple clips - that one's, uh, well of course it's not mine.
............It's...it's...special evidence.
Bobby: I am as God made me! Ben! Ben! There was love in my heart! I did it all for you!
Bailiff: [brings the judge a box of Bobby's child porn videos] There's 10,000 boxes of these videos, Judge.
Judge: Good..good are they all in color? It's my sworn duty to examine each and every one of them. How I suffer for my profession and the good people of this State.
Bobby: [Bobby has broken down in wracking sobs, his secret life has been revealed for all to see]

Next: Part 3 - Sentencing. Will there be justice?

Bailiff: Sentencing, your Honour.
Judge: [Putting the child porn down] Oh, all right. Defense, what do you say?
Defense Attorney: Your honor, we feel that Mr. Singer would benefit with a small fine and perhaps some community service work. No prison time.
Judge: Good luck with that. This vermin is worse than Jack the Ripper. Bobby Singer, sentencing you to death would be doing you a favor. I hereby sentence you to 1000
............years in prison and that is to be spent among the general prisoner population. We'll see how long you last.
Sam & Dean: [undergoing repressed childhood flashbacks at Uncle Bobbys]
Sam: Dean, Bobby molested us!
Dean: Let's get out of here. I need a shower and alcohol, lots of it. Maybe heroin.
Sam and Dean: [Slip quietly out of the courtroom and Bobby Singer's life forever]

Abandoned and alone, Bobby Singer remains sobbing at the defense table. A broken child from an abusive father, Bobby Singer is now a broken man of the worst kind - a convicted child molester.

The courtroom is nearly empty. Two burly deputies, their attention focused on Bobby Singer, do not notice Lisa as she silently approaches Bobby Singer with a homemade, 3D-printed, plastic gun.

Lisa: [fires point blank as Bobby Singer's head explodes] Die, monster, die!
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Lisa: Yoda is Ben's father.
Dean: Not Jar Jar Binks?
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Dean: It'd be nice if we were coordinated.
Lisa: I'd love wearing army surplus and one of Bobby's hats.

For Dean, Lisa was a dream come true!
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Lisa: You want me to wear flannel and one of Bobby's hats?
Dean: And I'll show you how to burp and spit and chew tobacco!

...............Lisa's future at the junkyard looked rosy
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Lisa: What, no washing machine?
Dean: We use a washboard at the creek.
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Lisa: I'm the first woman to live here since?
Dean: Bobby stabbed his wife to death.
Lisa: Oh, dear God.
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