Okay everyone, if you look at the large and very pretty countdown clock currently running on The Supernatural Crossroads, there is still a healthy 24 days and counting left before Supernatural returns from this painful Spring hiatus.  But I'm not here to rub rock salt into wounds (ha, I made an SPN funny!).  I'm here to do something silly because I'm crazy with fatigue over trying to launch a sister site while still running this one.  So, group project time.  It's Quote O'Rama!!!

Yeah, it's a lame game that's been running on boards for years.  It's also really freaking fun and one of the best damned time killers out there. 


You quote it, the next person has to say what episode the quote is from and then give another one, preferably a personal favorite (or one of them!).  Try not to give a quote that's been listed already, but I'm aware sometimes we're guilty of posting at the same time as someone else.  I'll allow that.  

Just to prove I'm not lazy, here's some of my personal favorite quotes and some screencaps to go with them.  Don't be surprised if in your quotes I throw in some screencaps here and there.  Often the screencap enhances the spirit of the quote.  

Here's my all time favorite.  I have no freaking idea why!  

Dean: You still bust out crying whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill. 


 
 
Remember this little fun one?

Sam: Are we... should we... are we going to kill this teddy bear?
Dean: How? Do we shoot it, burn it?
Sam: I don't know. Both?
Dean: How do we even know that's gonna work? I mean I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.
Sam: Yeah. Besides, I get the feeling that the bear isn't really the, you know, core problem here. 

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"Clap Your Hands if You Believe" is a quote fiesta!  In fact, the entire episode is one long funny quote.  This maybe one of the more obscure quotes, but it got me laughing hard.  I think the forest scene in the background just compounded the absurdity:

Sam:  What if these abductions have nothing to do with UFO's?
Dean:  What?
Sam:  Say these encounters have been going on for centuries.  Not with extra terrestrials, but ultra terrestrials.  People nowadays say space aliens, but they used to call them... (shows Dean computer screen).
Dean:  Smurfs?
Sam:  Fairies.  
Dean:  Fairies?  Come on.
Sam:  Dean, there's a straight line between ETs and Fairies.  Glowing lights, abductions, it's all the same UFO stuff just under a different skin.  
Dean:  You seriously think the secret with UFOs is...?
Sam:  Hey, you're the one that pizza rolled tinkerbell.  I'm just doing the math.  


Here's another exercise in complete absurdity!  My favorite kind:

Kathy Randolph: I could have sworn I saw... the Incredible Hulk.
Sam: The Incredible Hulk?
Kathy Randolph: I told you, it's crazy.
Dean: Bana or Norton?
Kathy Randolph: Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk.
Dean: Lou Ferrigno?
Kathy Randolph: Yes. 
Dean:  Spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno.
Kathy Randolph:  Yes.
Dean:  Huh.
(Dean and Sam look at each other.)
Kathy Randolph:  You think I'm crazy.
Dean:  No. Uh, no, it's just...is there, uh, would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, would have a grudge against your husband?

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Hmm, okay, one more, just for the fun of it!

Dean: We were playing Jenga over at the Walsh's the other night, and he hasn't shut up about this Christmas wreath. I don't know. (Looks over to Sam) You tell him.
Sam: Sure. (Sam pauses to look at shop owner) It was yummy. 
Shop Owner: (throws skeptical glares their way) I sell a lot of wreathes guys. 
Sam:  Right, right, but you see this one would have been really special.  It had uh, green leaves, white buds on it, might have been made of meadowsweet.
Shop Owner:  Well aren't you a fussy one.
(Sam bitchfaces)
Dean:  (laughing) He is.

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Okay, your turn!  You aren't limited to funny quotes or long exchanges.  One liners, serious quotes, weepy moments, they all count!  If it was in a Supernatural script, it's fair game.   
 

Comments  

Ebony
# Ebony 2011-03-22 21:42
Quote:
Being fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son!
From The Magnificient Seven, season 3.

Here's my (Don't ask me why I love this one, but I do)

"All I ever wanted was a teddy that was big, real, and talked. But now he's sad all the time, not 'ouch' sad, but 'ouch in the head' sad. Says weird stuff, and smells like the bus."
Pragmatic Dreamer
# Pragmatic Dreamer 2011-03-22 21:58
"Dean, porn, reality"

Season 4.. Heaven and Hell.

Now try

"These punishments, they’re almost poetic. Well, actually they’d be more like a limerick, but still…"
Zakkorama
# Zakkorama 2011-03-22 21:59
"These days, all they care about is iPhones and those kissing vampire movies."
Frankie
# Frankie 2011-03-22 22:10
I Believe The Children Are Our Future, season 5, episode 6.
How about this one?

Dean: What is she exactly?
Castiel: The whore.
Dean: Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think...
Zakkorama
# Zakkorama 2011-03-22 22:13
99 Problems.

Cas: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Cas: I drank it.

Stewiesmom
# Stewiesmom 2011-03-25 12:20
My absolute fav ever!
bgeesfan
# bgeesfan 2011-03-22 22:06
My all time favorite: "family don't end with blood."

Alice
# Alice 2011-03-22 22:47
Hmm, another quote...

"Oh my God. I love it when they talk at the same time!"
Dru
# Dru 2011-03-22 22:48
So many good ones to choose from. I'll go back to season 1 Faith -


Dean: "That fabric softener teddy bear. Ooh, I want to hunt that little ***** down."

Jeannine
# Jeannine 2011-03-23 12:28
This would be from episode 1.12, Faith.

How about this one:

"Love is more than a word to me, you know? I love love, I love it! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!"
det_coverdale
# det_coverdale 2011-03-22 22:51
This is from one of my fave episodes, and it's not a hard one to pick:

"Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that."
Ebony
# Ebony 2011-03-23 00:34
Quote:
This is from one of my fave episodes, and it's not a hard one to pick:

"Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that."
That would be "Mystery Spot", one of my favorite quotes.
Ebony
# Ebony 2011-03-23 00:38
Ok, let's see....
"If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong?"
Ebony
# Ebony 2011-03-23 01:22
"The French Mistake"

"You know, we should have angry sex."
"Don't objectify me."

Lisa Diamont
# Lisa Diamont 2011-03-23 01:32
"Red Sky at Morning"

"Yep, just how I imagined."
Paleonut
# Paleonut 2011-03-23 02:42
"Dark Side of the Moon"

"You rocks think you're so smart!"
(as a geologist, I LOVE this!!!)
Carinnsche
# Carinnsche 2011-03-23 10:41
"Sam. My heart breaks for you. The weight on your shoulders, what you've done, what you still have to do. It is more than anyone could bear. If there was some other way...but there isn't. I will never lie to you. I will never trick you. But you will say yes to me."

That would be Lucifer in 5.03 "Free to be you and me" I think

How about this one:

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
Junkerin
# Junkerin 2011-03-23 16:52
I love this one:

"I´m as happy as a pig in shoes"

or something more serius:

"Do you think thats a good idea?"
Robert
# Robert 2011-03-23 19:27
I think your first one is from clap your hands if you believe
Dean: I'm batman!
Sam: Yeah... your batman.
I hope I got that right
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-23 21:45
"Why is it when you clean up a mess you end up dirty?": That one is from You can't handle the truth

I have one:

"That was so easy I'm embarrassed for you"
Pragmatic Dreamer
# Pragmatic Dreamer 2011-03-23 21:50
Hi Holmes,

"That was so easy, I'm embarrassed for you" is from What Is And What Should Never Be, from Season 2.

How about:

Dean: "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."

Cas: "No, he's not on any flatbread,"
Scout
# Scout 2011-03-23 22:01
From:
Good God Ya'll

One of my personal favorites.

Here's one:

"It's like they've got a contract on us. Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome."
Pragmatic Dreamer
# Pragmatic Dreamer 2011-03-23 23:11
Hi Scout,

"It's like they've got a contract on us. Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome."

That's from Jus in Bello, season 3.



Here's another fun one.. (Oh, the memories!)

Dean: You're a real smart ass, you know that? Don't worry, I'm sure there's something in Fitchberg worth killing.
Sam: Yeah? what makes you so sure?
Dean: Because I'm the oldest... which means I'm always right.
Sam: No, it doesn't.
Dean: Yeah, it totally does.
Ebony
# Ebony 2011-03-24 01:59
Quote:
Something Wicked this way comes? Episode 1.17?

Let's try this!
Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!

And I apologise for posting comments on old articles and getting carried away. :P
Season One, "Something Wicked"

"What flying saucers not insane enough for ya?....Okay, if you wanna add glitter to that glue you're sniffing that's fine, but don't dump your wackadoo all over us. We rather not step in it."
maggie
# maggie 2011-03-24 02:03
Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!

i Know that It's 1x18 Something wicked

What about this one...

DEAN: Sammy, when you get to be our age—

SAM: You're thirty, Dean!
Ebony
# Ebony 2011-03-24 02:07
Quote:
Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!

i Know that It's 1x18 Something wicked

What about this one...

DEAN: Sammy, when you get to be our age—

SAM: You're thirty, Dean!
Season five, "The Curious Case of Dean Winchester".

Here's another one:
"Even I know that's a bad joke."
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-24 09:02
Here's one:

"But I gotta tell you something. You look pretty healthy to me."
Ebony
# Ebony 2011-03-25 13:27
Quote:
Here's one:

"But I gotta tell you something. You look pretty healthy to me."
Season 2, "The Usual Suspects"

Here another one:
Hey, don't do me any favors. Look, if you don't want my help, fine. Don't let the door smack your ass on the way out."
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-25 23:42
That one is from: Everybody loves a clown.

Here's another one:

"You guys are breaking my heart. Can we please just leave?!"
maggie
# maggie 2011-03-26 00:35
Quoting Holmes:

"You guys are breaking my heart. Can we please just leave?!"



Bobby said it in 2x15 Tall tales

Now an easy one:

You think your being funny but you are being really really childish...
maggie
# maggie 2011-03-26 01:02
What about this one:

DEAN: Sam! Damn it. Son of a bitch!

:lol:
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-26 09:21
Quoting maggie:

Now an easy one:

You think your being funny but you are being really really childish.: That one really is easy, it's from mystery Spot, one of my favorites episodes.



What about this one:

DEAN: Sam! Damn it. Son of a bitch! : I really don't know that one :sad:

Now I have an easy one:

"What can I say? I'm an altruist"
Scout
# Scout 2011-03-27 00:36
"What can I say? I'm an altruist"

From : Two Minutes To Midnight

and, "Where is it? Want to pay my last respects."
"Well, bring marshmallows. Already on the pyre"

From: Family Matters :-)

Here's one:
"Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies."
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-27 09:47
Quoting Jacsiss:

How about; easy one.

"What together, together? They do know we're brothers, right?"
"It doesn't seem to matter."
"Oh come on, that's just sick!"

The monster at the end of this book

How about:

"What, are you from Texas all of a sudden?"
Alice
# Alice 2011-03-27 23:41
Quote:
"What, are you from Texas all of a sudden?"
Isn't that from Folsom Prison Blues?
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-27 22:41
Quoting Yume

Here´s an easy one:

"I´m not supposed to laugh, right?"
That's from Clap your hands if you believe

Now, I know this one is excessively easy, but I have always love its meaning, so here it goes:

"Well, we're working on the power of love"
Karen
# Karen 2011-03-27 23:38
"well, we're working on the power of love"...I would have to say this from Point of No Return.

Ok, how about...
"It was your fault, she was after you and I paid the price!"
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-28 09:08
Ok, how about...
"It was your fault, she was after you and I paid the price!"

I think that one is from Are you there God? It's me Dean Winchester

Here's another one:

"Dean, even for you this is a whole new mountain of stupid."
traciels28
# traciels28 2011-03-28 09:34
Dean, even for you this is a whole new mountain of stupid.

5.22 Swan Song

How about

"The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
maggie
# maggie 2011-03-28 15:59
Quoting traciels28
"The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."

Cass on 5.04 The End (1 of my fav episodes) :-)

Here is another one:

"Why do you think he ripped out the pages? ... Because he was protecting him"
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-28 19:11
Quoting maggie:

"Why do you think he ripped out the pages? ... Because he was protecting him": that's Jump the shark, I think.

Here's one:

"Mm-hmm. He's James Bond"
Christine Apple
# Christine Apple 2011-03-29 18:03
"Mm-hmm. He's James Bond"


Oohhh that was a good one.
Young Dean to Young Sam in

A Very Supernatural Christmas

How about:
"Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?..... Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?"

Makes me smile every time!
Scout
# Scout 2011-03-29 20:46
"Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?..... Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?"

From Season 2, "Playthings"

LOVE THAT QUOTE! :)

Here's one:
"I've sold sin to saints for centuries. Think I can't close one little demon?"
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-29 21:12
"I've sold sin to saints for centuries. Think I can't close one little demon?": That's the devil you know.

How about:

"No homework. Watch some porn"
soylent green
# soylent green 2011-03-30 08:31
"No homework. Watch some porn"

Dean with a smile in "the monster at the end of the book" one of my favourite.

How about : I thought the legend said that Mordeki only goes after chicks.
Sam Winchester: He does.
Dean Winchester: Right well that explains why he went after you but why me?
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-30 10:09
"Alright how do we get this puppy out?" Dean: Like a Virgin.

"I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect!" Castiel. Is one of my favourite Cas moments. Easy one again, which epi?: The third man

Here's another one:
"We'll let you marinade a bit. Three days."
rokubinosukanku
# rokubinosukanku 2011-03-31 00:56
Easy one:
"Mmm... kotae wa... sou desu?"
"Sou desu??"
"Sou desu."
:D
Junkerin
# Junkerin 2011-03-31 03:40
That was "Chancing Channels"

What abaout this one:
Dean: "How deep is the river?"
Holmes
# Holmes 2011-03-31 09:10
Dean: "How deep is the river?":

That is: The Monster at the End of This Book

How about:

"You know what that is?"
"Yeah, it's horse..."
"Authenticity"
rokubinosukanku
# rokubinosukanku 2011-04-02 11:23
Holmes. Is that Episodes already on air in there?o.O (not living in America)
It's the WESTERN something - episode.
Then I continue with:

"Is it customary to wear blanket?"

Yeah, I cheated it's the same episodes.
XD