It's part two!  For those that didn't catch part one of the remix, that can be found here:  

http://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/article-archives/season-nine/18510-nate-winchester-s-remix-of-supernatural-9-17-mother-s-little-helper


 

Previously on Supernatural Remix

Dean3 If this Impala goes below 20 mph we're all going to die!
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9_11Sam2 Cas... the baby is yours.
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916crowley1 I don't care what those bastard's say, they are not getting this rec center without a dance off!
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920ennis I don't think I'm supposed to be here yet.
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916dean2 So this time if we die we're going to limbo?
9_12Sam1 Only while we're in the dream.
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fangirling What if we made a fan film?
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918gabriel You know you can't get enough of me...
 

AND NOW... THE CONCLUSION!

natewinchester-128 I told you you needed to be neater.
Shut up and help me get these in order.
natewinchester-128 I'm trying but all you keep saying is "close enough".
918castiel1 Yay I get to be in an episode!
918metatron1 Not now, Cas.
natewinchester-128 Are you even trying any more?
918metatron1 It doesn't matter, they'll watch it anyway.
natewinchester-128 No, you can't take the audience for granted. That's how shows die.
918castiel2 I thought shows died because there wasn't enough me in them.
918metatron2 Are you going to help me out here?
natewinchester-128 With what? The dumbass title?
918metatron2 Dumb? Wha? "METAfiction" - "METAtron" it's brilliance!
natewinchester-128 Yes I get the multilayered joke. You should've went with "Metatron Legacy".
918castiel2 I don't get it.
918metatron1 Oh for... *tap*
918castiel3 Ow!
natewinchester-128 What did you do?
918metatron1 I just downloaded all pop culture knowledge into Cas's noggin.
natewinchester-128 That's what I'm talking about! That just now, his grace... you're not letting anything grow or happen organically to the story!
918metatron1 But that's haaaaard.
natewinchester-128 Effort is what makes art. If anyone could do it easily, it wouldn't be exceptional.
Well that explains the quality of your remixes.
natewinchester-128 They're still better than your dreck!
918metatron2 Oh yeah? And how many "viewers" is your "effort" getting you?
natewinchester-128 At least any one that reads me is are brilliant, awesome, devastatingly good looking, and incredible in bed.
918metatron1 But not rich, are they?
natewinchester-128 I dunno. Maybe they don't notice the tip jar link on the side...
918metatron2 Oh Me-dammit! At least I don't beg for money!
918castiel2 Is it time for my line yet?
natewinchester-128Shut up, Cas!
natewinchester-128 At least I avoid major plot holes!
918metatron1 Plot holes? What plot holes??
natewinchester-128 Really? Like Dean, hitting Gadreel in the face?
918metatron1 So?
natewinchester-128 Before when Dean hit an angel he nearly broke his hand!
918metatron1 I still don't get it.
natewinchester-128 How's Dean not breaking his arm? The Mark of Cain? The angels losing their mojo?
918metatron1 Sure why not.
natewinchester-128 That's not writing! That's throwing crap up on screen and letting your audience do the work for you.
918castiel2 Does anyone have an antacid? I think that grace is turning on me.
natewinchester-128 See? Why are we finding this out now?
918metatron1 Bah, why be so picky about continuity?
natewinchester-128 ... O... M... G! That's it!
918metatron1 What is?
natewinchester-128 Fact- You were Booger in Revenge of the Nerds.
918metatron1 So?
natewinchester-128 Fact- You threw a print copy of Supernatural - a work of fiction someone else wrote, into a fire.
918metatron1 Glad you're paying attention.
natewinchester-128 Fact- Now you're writing your own version of events while talking about continuity and retcons.
918metatron2 Where are you--
natewinchester-128 THE WRITERS HAVE MADE THE FANS & FANDOM THE VILLAINS OF THIS SEASON!
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writers-group1 Shit he's onto us! Deploy the CW assassins!
Until next time! (Assuming the CW assassins don't get me.) (crossposted @ http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/05/08/9-18-metafiction-remix/)


Comments  

amyh
# amyh 2014-05-20 07:15
I dont remember if i watched the episode but if i did I like yoour version better. And that last captioned pic? So totally the writers.