Dean, to Crowley of all people! “A wise man once told me, ‘family don’t end in blood.’ But it doesn’t start there either. Family cared about you, no what you can do for them. Family’s there, for the good bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That’s family. That sound like your mother?"
Come to think of it, it’s a great speech, but that wouldn’t fit in a fortune cookie. So probably just a line or two of that. How about, “Family’s there, for the good or bad of it.” It does work better with an umbrella drink though.