Picture it. Two snarky writers. Valentine’s Day. Twitter. Perhaps alcohol, but I won't comment on that. Let's just say that love has ways of finding its companion.

Okay, so it’s not original but we did it anyway. Nate and I found ourselves trading off #spnpickuplines on Valentine’s Day and the contest lasted well into an hour. You’ll find below our back and forth and we invite you to add to the list.

If you can’t pick up another with Supernatural, well then you’re doing it wrong

I'd salt your round #spnpickuplines

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Because I'm ready to find your grace. #spnpickuplines

Your love makes my bones burn. #spnpickuplines

Let's shake hands like Cupids do. #spnpickuplines

I'd wear you to the prom. #spnpickuplines

I've got the Colt ready to insert, turn and unleash the fires of hell. #spnpickuplines

Don't worry baby, I'll never make you a woman in white. #spnpickuplines

Crossroads are for lovers. #spnpickuplines

Bang my hood like you mean it. #spnpickuplines

I'll make pie for you any day. #spnpickuplines

I'll shake you like a salad. #spnpickuplines

I'm going to ram my truck all over you. #spnpickuplines

Let's get to making a 4th Winchester... #spnpickuplines

The devil went down and so can I. #spnpickuplines

Are you the funniest in the garrison?  Because Uriel my type. #spnpickuplines

I'll strip down to my soul for you. #spnpickuplines

Bite me like you mean it. #spnpickuplines

Let's exorcise together. #spnpickuplines

Let's change channels to the adult station... #spnpickuplines

Like an alien I'm going to take you slow dancing. #spnpickuplines

Trick me, train me, and restrain me. #spnpickuplines

Hey baby, want to help me work through my emotional issues? #spnpickuplines

I'm erotically codependent on you. #spnpickuplines

Oh you'll say yes in Detroit. #spnpickuplines

Chuck will be our safe word. #spnpickuplines

Just call me Cas because you're making me forget all about personal space... #spnpickuplines

Oh you'll be screaming Chuck's name... #spnpickuplines

I got a trenchcoat full of joy for you. #spnpickuplines

Don't worry, I won't use your blood to make a call until after. #spnpickuplines

Four on the floor and more in the bed. #spnpickuplines

Just call me Purgatory because you want me inside you. #spnpickuplines

Is that a knife or are you happy to see me? #spnpickuplines

Let's call a taxi and go find the back door to hell. #spnpickuplines

Our version of heaven will have velvet ropes and softer hands. #spnpickuplines

Unlike Ash, I'm all party. #spnpickuplines

Wanna see my sigil of love? #spnpickuplines

Play your cards right, I'll let you wear the trucker's hat. #spnpickuplines

I don't care if you're a whore or what city you're from. #spnpickuplines

Wanna see my holy ring of fire? #spnpickuplines

I'd suffer a plague for you. #spnpickuplines

You ever get the feeling forces beyond want us to be together? #spnpickuplines

Let's go back to my place and I'll let you suck out my grace. #spnpickuplines

Let's study the third encounter together. #spnpickuplines

Girl you must be a rogue reaper because you've got me wanting to violate all sorts of canon. #spnpickuplines

Let's call out a little death. #spnpickuplines

Let's make a deal the Lilith way. #spnpickuplines

Baby I'm famine for your love. #spnpickuplines

Wanna see my hellhound? #spnpickuplines

You know you want my meat.... suit. #spnpickuplines

Be my unicorn. #spnpickuplines

I bet mine is bigger. ;-) #spnpickuplines

Let me show you how the first blade works. #spnpickuplines

Baby is your name Becky? Because you're about to find it's all real. #spnpickuplines

Show me your moose. #spnpickuplines

Let me show you how authentic my costumes really are. #spnpickuplines

Only if you show me your tinkerbell. #spnpickuplines

Don't look too close girl, you might burn your eyes out. #spnpickuplines

We are chosen. #spnpickuplines

Is your name Gadreel? Because I want you doing my bidding. #spnpickuplines

You're so hot you set the roof on fire. #spnpickuplines

A riddle: What's like a vessel and requires saying yes? #spnpickuplines

Let me possess you. #spnpickuplines

Baby you shatter my windows. #spnpickuplines

All you have to do is say yes. #spnpickuplines

Let's go to my place and fudge all night long. #spnpickuplines

Let me be your deux ex machina. #spnpickuplines

I'll drive you all night long. #spnpickuplines

You get the feeling we've done this over and over and over and... #spnpickuplines

I want you dead or alive. #spnpickuplines

Hey baby, let's make sure you're not sacrificed to a demon-killing spell.#spnpickuplines

Your consent is my desire. #spnpickuplines

Corrupt my canon. #spnpickuplines

I'm going to do to you what Carver's done to canon... #spnpickuplines

Any chance you're looking for Dick? #spnpickuplines

A Benny for your thoughts. #spnpickuplines

You'll be Madison and I'll be unarmed. #spnpickuplines

Hey baby, let's go back to my place and fuel the shippers. #spnpickuplines

Take my text and make it subtext. I'll wait between the lines for you. #spnpickuplines

I know you've been hurt, but I'll rebuild you just like you were. #spnpickuplines

Breach my wall. #spnpickuplines

I'd travel across five states in two minutes for you. #spnpickuplines

I'd ask the djinn to be with you. #spnpickuplines

I'd time travel for you. #spnpickuplines

Let's go find the reality where we're together and have a alpaca. .#spnpickuplines

Let's make a french mistake. #spnpickuplines

Your apple pie is worth it. #spnpickuplines

I love your magic fingers. #spnpickuplines

Let's hop in the backseat like we die tomorrow. #spnpickuplines

Come and find my mystery spot. #spnpickuplines

You're sweet enough for a Trickster to eat. #spnpickuplines

Show me your lovecraft. #spnpickuplines

Baby want to help me lose this star wars shirt? #spnpickuplines

I think it's time for a wedding... #spnpickuplines

Let's get into the heat of the moment. #spnpickuplines

"Let's do the big bang together." #spnpickuplines ;-D

"I'll make sure you won't cry no more." #spnpickuplines


Comments  

Bardicvoice
# Bardicvoice 2014-02-24 20:11
ROFL!! I saw some of these winging by on Twitter ... I lost count and definitely couldn't play to score in the competition! I know my limits ... :D
Bardicvoice
# Bardicvoice 2014-02-24 20:11
ROFL!! I saw some of these winging by on Twitter ... I lost count and definitely couldn't play to score in the competition! I know my limits ... :D
Nate Winchester
# Nate Winchester 2014-02-24 20:30
Oh Bardicvoice, I'd love to get locked in a vault with you. #SPNpickuplines .
Nate Winchester
# Nate Winchester 2014-02-24 20:30
Oh Bardicvoice, I'd love to get locked in a vault with you. #SPNpickuplines .
AlyCat22
# AlyCat22 2015-11-19 06:07
Oh my God! I just came (no pun intended) across this and all I have to say is yes, Yes, YESSSSSS!!! Ok, now I have to go take a shower.

You guys need to resurrect this!
AnnieE
# AnnieE 2014-02-24 22:42
Naughty, naughty. But oh so clever.
I'll show you the tattoo i got at Dragon Con, if you'll show me yours.
AnnieE
# AnnieE 2014-02-24 22:42
Naughty, naughty. But oh so clever.
I'll show you the tattoo i got at Dragon Con, if you'll show me yours.
nightsky
# nightsky 2014-02-25 10:57
I still think these are absolutely priceless! Considering that Bardicvoice also found them hilarious, is it a writers' thing?? Or are all you readers quietly writing them down to use them at the next con (New Year's Eve party, Key West bar, rock concert in the dark.....)??
nightsky
# nightsky 2014-02-25 10:57
I still think these are absolutely priceless! Considering that Bardicvoice also found them hilarious, is it a writers' thing?? Or are all you readers quietly writing them down to use them at the next con (New Year's Eve party, Key West bar, rock concert in the dark.....)??
Puck
# Puck 2014-02-25 20:13
Gotta love it. You guys rock!
Puck
# Puck 2014-02-25 20:13
Gotta love it. You guys rock!
Beverly
# Beverly 2014-02-25 20:58
:lol: Great job . . . it is amazing what a masterpiece two minds in the gutter can create sometimes. To be perfectly honest, I am not ashamed to admit that I was blushing by the end of the list. :oops:
Beverly
# Beverly 2014-02-25 20:58
:lol: Great job . . . it is amazing what a masterpiece two minds in the gutter can create sometimes. To be perfectly honest, I am not ashamed to admit that I was blushing by the end of the list. :oops:
Vashti
# Vashti 2014-03-01 00:44
SO funny! Thanks
Vashti
# Vashti 2014-03-01 00:44
SO funny! Thanks
Tigershire
# Tigershire 2014-03-01 01:20
OK, horrifically late to the game but, I think I have an addition to this list.

I wuv hugs. Do you? #spnpickuplines
Tigershire
# Tigershire 2014-03-01 01:20
OK, horrifically late to the game but, I think I have an addition to this list.

I wuv hugs. Do you? #spnpickuplines