Ever wonder what some of your favorite "Supernatural" dialogue sounded like in early drafts? Well, wonder no longer!
Disclaimer: none of the following is actual dialogue from script drafts. It's all from my warped little mind. And if you follow me on Twitter (Plug time! @Ardeospina) you'll recognize this endeavor as an extension of some quotes I Tweeted while bored a few days back. I may have even recycled some; don't judge me!
Dean: You know, saving people, hunting things. The family trade.
Dean: You know, saving people, hunting things. The family mercantile guild.
Castiel: I'm the one who raised you from perdition by gripping you tight and pulling.
Castiel: I'm the one who pulled your ass from hell, you ungrateful little bitch.
Sam: I lost my shoe. Oh, wait, there it is.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And, apparently, clowns murder people!
Lucifer: I win, so nyah nyah nyah, you loser.
Gabriel: Lucifer, you are my brother, and I love you, but you're a great big bag of ducks.
Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his yaptrap.
Dean: Dude, you are not very attractive.
Lucifer: A cello of gold against your soul says I'm better than you-ou.
Sam: You know me, you know why. I'm not leaving my brother all by his lonesome.
Dean: Son of a biscuit!
Dean: Bigger jerk.
Castiel: I found a liquor store, and I imbibed it.