Ever wonder what some of your favorite "Supernatural" dialogue sounded like in early drafts? Well, wonder no longer!

Disclaimer: none of the following is actual dialogue from script drafts.  It's all from my warped little mind.  And if you follow me on Twitter (Plug time! @Ardeospina) you'll recognize this endeavor as an extension of some quotes I Tweeted while bored a few days back.  I may have even recycled some; don't judge me!

Dean: You know, saving people, hunting things.  The family trade.

Dean: You know, saving people, hunting things.  The family mercantile guild.

Castiel: I'm the one who raised you from perdition by gripping you tight and pulling.

Castiel: I'm the one who pulled your ass from hell, you ungrateful little bitch.

Sam: I lost my shoe. Oh, wait, there it is.

Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And, apparently, clowns murder people!

the end2

Lucifer: I win, so nyah nyah nyah, you loser.


Gabriel: Lucifer, you are my brother, and I love you, but you're a great big bag of ducks.

Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his yaptrap.

Dean: Dude, you are not very attractive.

Lucifer: A cello of gold against your soul says I'm better than you-ou.

Bobby: Bells!

Sam: You know me, you know why.  I'm not leaving my brother all by his lonesome.

Dean: Son of a biscuit!

Sam: Jerk.
Dean: Bigger jerk.


Castiel: I found a liquor store, and I imbibed it.


Tim the Enchanter
# Tim the Enchanter 2012-03-09 17:21
Bobby: Bells!
Nah, doesn't quite have the same ring to it. (Geddit, GEDDIT!)

I kinda prefer 'yaptrap' to 'piehole' though. Sam doesn't really eat pie (though 'Shotgun shuts his lettucehole' doesn't sound great either).

Thanks Ardeospina.
Jane Ackles
# Jane Ackles 2013-01-07 21:33
He says Cake Hole not Pie Hole
# Karen 2012-03-09 17:46
Hi Ardeospina
This is too funny. Thanks for the giggles. :D :lol:
# Leah 2012-03-09 18:39
Castiel: I'm the one who pulled your ass from hell, you ungrateful little bitch.
I died XD
# Sablegreen 2012-03-09 19:52
Love your warped little mind. Do more!
Far Away Eyes
# Far Away Eyes 2012-03-09 20:05
This is fantastic.

I loved Son of a Biscuit. That one is cute and so funny. I can see Dean actually saying it---when children are present. It'd go like this:

Dean: Son of a Bi---sees children and gets shifty eyed---cuit! Son of a Biscuit!

I needed the laugh. Thanks!
Pragmatic Dreamer
# Pragmatic Dreamer 2012-03-10 11:39
Hi Arde,

This are great!

May I be permitted to add...

CASTIEL: I'm the one who gripped you tight.. Well, actually tight might not be exactly the right word. Have you been suffering from any headaches, nausea, double vision?

DEAN: Driver picks the music. Shotgun remembers to do up his seatbelt.

Happy weekend!
# sweetondean 2012-03-10 13:09
Hee hee! "Dude you are not very attractive." Ha!
# nancyL 2012-03-10 16:44
Ardeospina, love this :lol: :lol: :lol:

Some of my favs:
'Lucifer: I win, so nyah nyah nyah, you loser.'
'Sam: Jerk. Dean: Bigger jerk.'
'Sam: I lost my shoe. Oh, wait, there it is.'

Tim the Enchanter's 'Shotgun shuts his lettucehole'.
I actually think this is funny, call me crazy. :lol:
# Ardeospina 2012-03-15 00:10
Belated comment answering, but thanks for all your responses! I'm glad you enjoyed it. If I can come up with more, I'll do another installment.