Itâ€™s that time of the season. Novel writers have a term for it, the sagging middle. The big storylines are a few weeks away and no doubt the epic season finale is being planned. In the meantime, with a few episodes left to burn before then, itâ€™s time for filler. Episodes that go for character based examinations and dangle tiny plot nuggets like a carrot at us, but it hardly give a satisfying meal.
While I have no foreknowledge of what tonight's episode, "Mannequin 3: The Reckoning" will be like, you've got to look at history. As much as I love having a new episode this week based on spoilers, no preview pictures, and one light clip, â€œMannequin 3: The Reckoningâ€ has to potential to join company with other epic sagging middle episodes as â€œSam, Interrupted,â€ â€œPlaythings,â€ â€œCriss Angel is A Douchebag,â€ "Family Remains," â€œSwap Meat,â€ and letâ€™s not forget my absolute favorite, season oneâ€™s hoot and a half â€œRoute 666.â€
So, in completely random order, hereâ€™s a few strategies to get yourself positively blissful about an episode that odds on is going to make you wonder where that hour of your life went:
Make your own bingo cards. Now those routine elements of Supernatural become fun! Hereâ€™s some suggested squares:
- Sam does puppy dog eyes.
- Dean drinks whiskey.
- Dean says something outrageous.
- Sam gives a bitchface.
- The Impala appears (make that one a free space or something).
- Sam saves Dean.
- Dean saves Sam.
- The guys pretend to be FBI agents (another free space).
- The MOTW monologues.
- The brothers talk to each other on the cell phone.
- Sam does research on the laptop.
- Dean says son of a bitch.
- Sam broods.
- Sam or Dean suffer through a humiliating situation.
- Dean worries about Sam.
- A red shirt dies (yet another free space).
- Dean makes a sex joke.
- Sam harasses Dean for making a sex joke.
- Sam suffers man pain (emotional or physical).
- The Impala drives 200 miles in ten minutes.
- A death is shown with mere blood spatter.
- Sam bleeds.
- Dean bleeds.
Play Devilâ€™s Advocate with the most routine plot twist. Come up with an absurd â€œalternateâ€ story line. Write a fan fiction about it. Make it a hurt/comfort fan fic though. No slash, because thatâ€™s wrong.
Do a blow by blow on the performance of Sam Winchester's hair. (Fine, I'm only wanting this for ideas for the "Season Six Enigma of Sam Winchester's Hair" article).
This is your chance to be Vern Yip! Thoroughly critique every design element of the motel room, using terms like â€œIt looks like a rainbow threw up in hereâ€ or praising the design choice of â€œTwentieth Century Garage Sale.â€ If it is an abandoned house, come up with a redecorating plan! Something that would fit the busy lifestyle of hunters on the go.
Make sure to tweet several times about the funniest part in the episode, using plenty of LOLâ€™s and OMG's. Convince the west coasters it is the best episode ever.
Mute the CW promos and do your own voice over and dialogue. Make Chuck Bass look like the girly girl he really is.
Better yet, start an online spoiler rumor that Chuck Bass is dying on "Gossip Girl." Tally how many people think that is a good thing. Become Facebook friends with these people. (Fine, I plagiarized myself with that one.).
Let's face it, I suck at great ideas. So, a la Daniel Tosh, I also asked our followers at Twitter to send some suggestions. Here's what I got!
@deangirl5802 margaritas n reruns!
@jillyrulz SPN has lacklustre eps? ;) I like to look for detail in the sets - the recurring clock, names of businesses, the lighting, llisten for incidental music, sound effects, appreciate the scenery (most often the Winchester kind)....
@myjedimindtrick How about a round of applause everytime Dean leers/pouts, Sam bitchfaces/puppydogs, Bobby sighs/idigits
@ShortyGotLeau Have a viewing party! Play games with the episode and just generally have some fun with it. :)
@kazamigorical Don't make filler episodes. Lol. That's my tip.
@AmberAnnH Watch filler eps with 2 things: a fellow fan and booze. It's a can't-beat combo ;)
@mstngsali1 How about everytime Dean says, "Sammy!" you have to do five sit ups (no exercise? Just do the afore mentioned shots).
@raelee514 I'm trying to think of what I do -- all I've come up so far for Fallen Idols is laugh at beheaded Paris.
@debleabryant How about a game: cut out of Castiel without wings. Blindfold people and play 'pin the wings' on Castiel! :)
@mstngsali1 Ohhh. Everytime Sam runs his fingers through his hair, you have to take a shot. :)
@mstngsali1 Less clothing, more water. <evil grin> Seriously, "hijinks" are always fun. I like seeing our boys in funny situations
Enjoy the episode tonight everyone, whether it proves to be filler or not. It's all good anyway.