Best (or perhaps Worst) Fortune Cookie Advice from a Winchester
Youâ€™re death for a day. You donâ€™t know how to explain to meaning of life to a man passing on. Why not pull from one of the most profound yet cliched songs in Classic Rock? It worked on Bill and Tedâ€™s Excellent Adventure!
â€œEverything is dust in the wind.â€
â€œThatâ€™s IT? A Kansas song?â€
What a way to go!