Best Acting By An Inanimate Object/Being
"How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters"
Considering the Impala was in hiding for most of the season and has already earned a Badass Award, I'm giving this one to the Turducken Pepperjack Slammer sandwich. Stoned Dean is a fun concept, but it happening because of a meal choice at Biggersons? Classic. Yes, I know, eventually it all turns into a heavy handed slam against corporate monsters and the poor eating habits of most people in the US, but for this one glorious episode, grey ooze was never funnier.
"I think you pissed off my sandwich."