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Best Fortune Cookie WisdomNormally I’ve given this award to Sam and Dean, but Castiel in full blown nut mode wins. He had a whole mixed bag of conundrums and other wacky messages that made you wonder if he was positively brilliant or completely crackers. Either way, they were fun.
Think about it, ever wonder what happens when an angel loses his marbles? Oh my, it’s not what we would expect.
"Outside today, in the garden, I followed a honeybee. I saw the route of flowers. It's all right there, the whole plan. There's nothing to add."
"You know, we weren't sure at first which monkeys were gonna make it. No offense, but I was backing the Neanderthals because their poetry was... just amazing. It's in perfect tune with the spheres. But in the end, it was you – the homo sapiens sapiens. You guys ate the apple, invented pants."
"You know, those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals."
"Well, Dean, I've been thinking. Monkeys are so... clever, and they're sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?"
"Well, I'm still, uh, honing my communication strategy. I haven't even been back to Heaven. I-I keep thinking there are no insects up there, but here we have trillions. You know, they're making honey and silk and miracles, really."
"Do we need a cat? Doesn't this place feel one species short?"