I wouldn't call this necessarily the worst as much as the most...disturbing. Starcrossed virgin lovers eating each other? Blood, chewing on rubbery flesh and everything? WTF Ben Edlund? Yes, "My Bloody Valentine" lived up to its reputation right off the bat. Oh, that's right. Edlund had to start something that Jeremy Carver and then Andrew Dabb and Daniel Loflin inexplicably managed to top in the following episodes. You're all sick bastards. We love you.