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Sam and Dean are back in their room and needless to say, rattled as hell. "Okay, did that, Holy crap!" Dean says. Now you're talking proper gibberish Dean. Sam decides to throw this moment in his face. "By the way, next time I say let's keep driving, let's keep driving." Dean agrees that for next time, but they're in a mess now. Sam wonders what they do next . Dean suggests rescuing the people in the freezer and gank a few a freaks along the way if they're lucky. "And when are you ever lucky?" It's Gabriel, now on the sofa. Those angels get the best appearances.
"You know what, bite me Gabriel," Dean says. "Maybe later," quips Gabriel. Hah! Those two need a room. Dean thinks this situation has Gabe's stink all over it and he denies it. "I'm the Costner to your Houston." Hmm, interesting metaphor. He's there to save them. "You want to pull us out of the fire?" Dean asks. "Bingo," Gabe answers. Those guys are either going to dust them or use them as bait. They're "overboned." Is that a word? It's not even in the Urban Dictionary. Dean brings up Gabe's message from "Changing Channels" that he wanted them to play their roles. He's "overboning" them.
Gabe says the end is still happening, Michael and Lucifer are going to "dance the Lambada." Interesting. I took them more to be Tango people. Not tonight, not there. Why does he care? He claims he doesn't, but he and Kali, uh, "had a thing." Oh, so he wants to save Kali. I'll accept that reason. "The chick was all hands." Ha! Good joke. He admits to being sentimental. Sam doesn't care about that. He's still too uptight about the whole meat suit thing. "Do they have a chance, against Satan?" Dean doesn't like the suggestion. "You got a better idea Dean?" Gabriel looks at him seriously. "It's a bad idea. Lucifer's going to turn them into fingerpaint." That's another good analogy. I guess they were saving all the good ones for Gabe.
He wants to get them out of there and Dean is ready for him to zap them away. He would if he could, but Kali has them by the "short and curlies." Yikes! That's an image I don't need in my head. It's a blood spell. They're on a leash. Dean wants to know what that means. "It means it's time for a little of the old, black magic." He pulls out some breath spray. Really Gabe? She's so cold. She's not your type. You need someone more...¦I don't know...fun.
Dean wants to take the "hors d'ouvres" in the freezer with them. Gabe hates the idea. It's going to be hard enough to get them out of there. Oh, but Dean's thinking. They called him Loki, which means they don't know who he is. Gabe reminds them he's in witness protection. Dean threatens to reveal to "The Legion of Doom his secret identity" if he doesn't do what they ask. "They don't seem like a pro-angel type of crowd." "I'll take your voices away," Gabe threatens. "We'll write it down," Dean says. "I'll cut off your hands, " replies Gabe. "Well the people are going to be asking â€˜why are you guys running around with no hands?'" Dean wins. This episode got WAY more interesting when these three are put together. Awesome stuff. Gabe stares down Dean, then Sam who throws a glare at him in support of Dean. "Fine," he says irritated.
Kali is in the bedroom removing that red shirt to reveal the black bra underneath. What happened to unpretty Goddesses with sagging boobs? The lights go out, the candles light by themselves and there's Gabriel standing with a leer and a rose. He greets her in French, she tells him to leave. He acknowledges she always did play hard to get. She moved on and he mocks her for choosing Baldur. I agree with him there. What a tool. She calls in uncomplicated. Yep, tool.
Sam and Dean are freely walking the lobby (?) and hear the man from the restaurant screaming. They duck around the corner and the man is being dragged to the front desk, where the Gods are holding him down and fat oriental God is holding a cleaver. He sees Dean and pleads for help but Samâ€¦uhâ€¦stops him? "It's too late?" It is??? Since when? Then Dean actually listens to Sam? Huh? What happened to the saving people thing? Let me see, what was that code word I used for extreme out of character moments? Oh, that's right. Bazinga!
Back to Kali and Gabe, who is pouring champagne. He's trying to woo a spiteful Hindu God with drink? She calls him pathetic. It ends up she's the one that called him there, because she thought he'd take it seriously. Oh, he does. "I'm taking this seriously. Ship sinking, time to get off." She doesn't think it has to be like that but he's afraid it does. "If we fight-" she says, "you die," Gabriel answers. She wants to know what makes him an expert. He claims to have tussled with "those winged ass-monkeys once or twice." Yeah, probably more than that. He grabs her hand and sincerely begs her to not do this. She claims she has to which makes Gabriel really sad. Aw, he does care for her. He sees that she's not going to budge and asks her to not blame him for trying. "Still love me?" "No," she says. She grabs him and they kiss passionately. Aww, the Trickster is in wuv.
Back to Sam and Dean trying to rescue the other humans from the fridge. Zao dude grabs Dean and throws him into a rack. Then he chokes Sam, thwarting his lock picking attempt. Back to Gabe and Kali who are making out and while doing so he tries to grab the vials of Sam and Dean's blood. It cuts between that and Sam getting choked. Kali pulls out a knife and knicks Gabe in the neck. Dean somehow finds a wooden stake (???) and gets big choking dude through the heart. He falls and Sam is released. Dean wants to know where Gabriel is. He's busy with other things, like Kali figuring it all out. "You must take me for a fool, Gabriel." She holds up her bloody hand. "You're bound to me, now and forever."
Instead of fading to commercial, there's theâ€¦Ghostfacers? The screen distorts some more and sure enough there's Harry and Ed. "Ghostfacers!" they scream into the camera. Then the opening logo and them song from the "Ghostfacers" episode roll. It's the whole crew from the Webisodes. Then there's Harry and Ed offering they're warning. "If you're dead, you better stay dead. Because if not, we're gonna kill you." The logo comes up announcing the web series on CWTV.com. For those in the US, check it out! You know, that promo is actually funnier and way better than this whole episode so far! Way to shake things up CW.
Sam and Dean are again dragged into the ballroom but this time Gabriel is there, rolling his eyes. "How long have you known?" He asks Kali. "Long enough," she claims. Sam and Dean are thrown into chairs next to Gabe, whose looking mighty uncomfortable. "How's the rescue going?" Dean asks. He gets a sarcastic smile from Gabe in response. Kali announces to everyone The Trickster has tricked them. He begs Kali to don't do this, but she's still hung up on the fact he's hers now. They she gets all sexy, because that's what happens when you're a great looking God with awesome power, throwing herself all over an archangel because there's something she wants.
Oh there, she found it. It's his archangel's blade. That he just happens to keep in his jacket. Ooookaaaayy. Good thing for her, huh? "From the archangel Gabriel." Oh boy, I'm stunned (sarcasm there). At least Gabe has a proper answer. "Okay, okay, so I've got wings. Like kotex." That's a poor line coming from a man. Notice how Sam and Dean just watch all this in the background like wallpaper and Sam is looking very uneasy. Dude needs some sleep. Just to show you how boring this episode is to me, I'm suddenly visualizing Sam and Dean a la Big Trouble in Little China taking some magic potion that makes them feel happy. An invincible. Maybe season seven if we're lucky.