Page 5 of 6â€œSo whatâ€™d you call me for here Skippy.â€ Great nickname! I use it all the time for clueless morons. She looks like sheâ€™s going to eat him but he points out they have Dean Winchester. Sheâ€™s interested. Sam tells him to keep his mouth shut but this kid wants to die and tells her heâ€™s at the Cloverleaf motel. She then turns around and with glee sees that itâ€™s Sam in a Gary suit. She laughs and pinches his cheeks. â€œWell arenâ€™t you just 98 pounds of nothing.â€ Sam points out the kid is a moron. Yeah, like she hasnâ€™t figured this out.
She isnâ€™t a moron though, wondering if Samâ€™s in this body then whoâ€™s in Samâ€™s. Trevor tries to say a dangerous warlock named Gary and from the name alone everyone knows better. Heck, my catâ€™s name is Gary and heâ€™s more menacing. Sheâ€™s delighted because she gets Dean and Samâ€™s meatsuit, an empty vessel waiting to be filled. Sheâ€™s impressed. I must admit, I love the way this actress, Sarah Drew, is selling this demon act. She does evil much better than her goody two shoes counterpart. So, Trevor asks about his reward. Sure, he gets her undying gratitude. Trevor, being the moron he is, doesnâ€™t take this well. Dude, this is a real demon who can rip your heart out with one grab! â€œBe quiet you idiot!â€ Sam says. She says he should consider himself lucky. Trevor is just that stupid though, and gets demanding. â€œWe worked our asses off here and I want my reward!â€
Nora!demon freezes with a huge look of ire, then turns around with a menacing glare. Trevor backs off and says please. Oh, youâ€™re way too late now buddy. She bats her eyelids and gives him that malevolent smile, asking what he wants. Man, heâ€™s even stupid with his request. He wants a million dollars. Sam tells him to run. Stop trying Sam, just let the idiot get what he deserves. She points out he should have ten million, since a million isnâ€™t enough these days. So he agrees, but he also wants Mindy Schwartz to fall in love with him. Iâ€™m hoping Mindy Schwartz hasnâ€™t so far because she sees heâ€™s a moron. Sam just rolls his eyes, accepting this kid probably does deserve whatâ€™s coming to him. â€œLove, money, sticking to the basics. I can respect that,â€ Nora!demon says in such a delicious way. She is so leading him on itâ€™s great. She then chooses to give him her counter. Bam! Her fist goes through his heart. Trevor flinches, Sam flinches. Trevor quivers and collapses and Nora!demon with absolute delight licks her bloody hand. â€œYep, tastes like moron.â€ Bye bye stupid red shirt!
So now, ONLY now, Dean decides to check his voice mail messages through the motel phone. There are 38 of them. Gary is tied to a chair while Dean listens to SAMâ€™s voice (huh??) tell him heâ€™s in the wrong body and the guy right next to him is not him. â€œCheck your friggin voice mail dammit!â€ Sorry, I canâ€™t let this mistake pass. Bazinga! â€œAlright pal, either you start talking or I start waterboarding.â€ Listen to him Gary, Dean is an expert in this sort of thing. Gary pleads for his life and doesnâ€™t want to die. Hey dude, you should have thought of that before switching bodies so you could kill someone! Geez, are teenagers really this clueless?
Dean wants to know where Sam is. Heâ€™s in his friendâ€™s basement. His parents are out of town. Oh, and his friend is now dead in said basement, but no one seems to care about that. Dean catches onto the word parents and wants to know how old this kid is. 17. Dean canâ€™t take time to absorb that, for heâ€™s flung into the mirror on the wall and knocked unconscious. Gary looks and thereâ€™s Nora!demon all evil. Her black eyes flash letting him know itâ€™s not really her. Meanwhile, back at the basement, Sam still canâ€™t break loose. Of course the reason why can be told in the mirror. Heâ€™s a 98 pound weakling. He looks at his reflection and gives a frustrated â€œdammit.â€
Back at the motel, and Nora cuts Gary loose while Dean is still out on the floor. She plays the reward card, asking him what he wants. He can have anything. Of course Gary smiles and buys into it. He wants to be a witch for real, and really powerful. Hello, stupid, you kind of already are. You donâ€™t need a demon deal for that. Kids and their low self esteem! She understands his motivation, but points out thereâ€™s one small formality first. Heâ€™s gotta meet the boss. â€œYou know, your satanic majesty or whatever the kids are calling it these days.â€ Yeah, satanic majesty was circa 1967. Sheâ€™s a little behind the times. Gary so doesnâ€™t want to meet the boss. Now heâ€™s FINALLY seeing this is serious shit. Honest, are kids really that dumb these days?
Gary doesnâ€™t want to bother Satan, but Nora!demon insists heâ€™s going to want to meet him. Itâ€™ll be easy. Heâ€™s going to ask you one question and all you have to say is yes. HUH????? How can that be??? I thought Sam had to be in there to say yes. All it takes is one punk kid with a spell and Lucifer has his vessel? Bazinga! Bazinga! Bazinga! No, no, this canâ€™t be right. Noraâ€™s diabolical plot is interrupted by Dean charging after her with a knife. She of course beats him to the punch and shoves him away, kicking the crap out of him.
Gary, who must be book smart but totally lack common sense, starts reciting in Latin the demon exorcism. She turns away from Dean and now turns her wrath toward Gary, choking him and lifting him off the ground like what normally happens with Sam. Except I wish I was watching it actually happen with Samâ€™s body. Jared does funnier faces when choking. No, Iâ€™m not bitter, why do you ask? Dean hops up and continues the exorcism. Dean winces in pain so when she charges him, Gary continues. So it goes back and forth. Gary, Dean, Gary, Dean, Gary, Deanâ€¦and he ends with â€œAdios bitch.â€ Gary corrects him though, saying its â€œAdinos.â€ Black smoke repels from her. Yeah, thatâ€™s what weâ€™re supposed to see. There must have only been enough budget for one black smoke visual effect.
Next Gary and Sam are sitting in front of a cauldron and Gary is reciting the spell. Nora and Dean watch in the background with nervous anticipation. A wave of golden light swirls all around and Gary and Sam switch places. Sam looks in the mirror and sees itâ€™s him. Heâ€™s all relieved, Garyâ€™s all disappointed. Listen here you little brat, youâ€™re due for an ass kicking! So now that everythingâ€™s back to normal, itâ€™s time for Dean to give Gary the what for. Gary gives a casual â€œmy badâ€ but Dean isnâ€™t going to let him off that easy. â€œMy bad?â€ Dean says. â€œKid, my bad ainâ€™t going to cut it. See, if you were of voting age, youâ€™d be dead. Because we would kill you. So you either straighten up and fly right or we will kill you. Are we clear?â€ Then he and Sam take turns kicking Garyâ€™s ass. No, instead Gary just says itâ€™s crystal clear.