Page 2 of 6Sam only answers â€œyeah.â€ Dean, not exactly thrilled with Samâ€™s conversational skills, gets to his point. Does he ever think heâ€™d want something like that, â€œWife, rugrats, the whole nine.â€ Sam says thatâ€™s not his thing anymore. Dean ends the conversation, for he actually believes him. So whatâ€™s new about the case? The house theyâ€™re in is old and thereâ€™s a legend that the old owner, Isaiah Pickett many years back hung a woman in his backyard for witchcraft. Her name was Maggie Briggs. While Sam gives the particulars Gary is seen over at the counter in that really stupid uniform giving Sam the evil eye. Okay, thatâ€™s weird.
Sam is walking down the town street at night and is on the phone with Dean. No luck, there isnâ€™t even record that Maggie Briggs existed, let alone where she was planted. He walks into the little park area and hangs up, then hears a noise. He looks around suspiciously then gets a huge tranquilizer dart to the neck. Hey, that looks like itâ€™s meant for an elephant. Theyâ€™re much smaller in Chuck. Then again, we are dealing with the ginormotron, so a big one is probably necessary. I do like the way Sam loses coherence in slo-mo before doing a face plant. Nicely done.
Later itâ€™s raining (shocker!) and Sam is on the ground in that totally ludicrous uniform. If anyone found him, they probably figured he got his ass kicked for wearing it. Itâ€™s also hilarious they have something that tacky for someone that size. He really looks stupid. Too bad he didnâ€™t have the silly hat on. That would have been icing on the cake.
Sam wakes up and doesnâ€™t even react to the stupid uniform heâ€™s in. I guess heâ€™s seen enough horror in his life. Heâ€™s walking down the street and a cop car pulls up announcing on the radio they found him. He calls Sam â€œGary Frankel.â€ Sam asks who. The cop says his family is worried sick about him and Sam goes â€œmy brother?â€ He must still be out of it. The cop tells him to get in the back and he does? Huh? Sam, the guy whoâ€™s been running from the cops for years? Bazinga!
The cop pulls up to some modest looking townhome and now Sam doesnâ€™t get it at all. Where are they? Home of course. Then his â€œparentsâ€ rush out and he gets a hug bear hug from this woman he doesnâ€™t know, which startles the crap out of him. He asks whatâ€™s going on and goes â€œlady, who are you?â€ I love Samâ€™s bothered expressions like this. It reminds me of how good they were in â€œChanging Channels.â€ The father asks in authoritarian tone if heâ€™s drunk. â€œAnd who are you?â€ Sam asks, doing awesome in freak out mode. The woman tells him to answer his father. Now Sam really doesnâ€™t understand. He doesnâ€™t until he sees Garyâ€™s reflection in the cop car window. â€œWho the hell is that!â€ he shouts. The father is really angry, using the â€œyoung man, Iâ€™m very surprised at you.â€ â€œYeah, tell me about itâ€ one very bothered Sam replies. Hee, I liked that. Out of sorts Sam always manages to work so well.
Next â€œSamâ€ is at the motel, flexing his muscles in the mirror. â€œOh yeah, bring it!â€ Then the camera shows a wimpy looking Gary on the other end in Samâ€™s grey undershirt. Dean walks in wondering where the hell Sam had been. Heâ€™s been trying to call him for hours. Gary covers by giving Dean his bacon burger turbo and a large chili cheese fries. Dean is pleased to see that but wonders how that took him two hours. Gary covers, he just lost track. Oh, and they have to leave. The maid came in and saw the guns. Dean reluctantly agrees. So, while Dean is in â€œthe headâ€ Gary takes Deanâ€™s cell phone, then the ones in the car and disposes of them in the dumpster. Dean will notice instantly theyâ€™re gone, right? Right?? Whatâ€™s that you say? Bazinga!
Gary waits in the car and Dean comes out. Gary, being the recluse that he is, asks Dean with excitement if he can drive. Now that I get. What teenage boy wouldnâ€™t want a chance to drive a bitchinâ€™ car like that? Hell, what middle aged woman wouldnâ€™t? Dean agrees and they go through the ritual of exchanging seats. Gary sits behind the wheel, excited as can be, saying â€œthis is so sweetâ€ and revs the engine. This is where Dean should have figured it out. Right here! Brother went missing for two hours, cell phones are gone, and Samâ€™s gone giddy over driving the Impala. Bazinga! Dean isnâ€™t amused by this behavior for some reason and watches Gary put the car in gear. He tells him â€œreverse.â€ Gary puts his foot on the gas. â€œReverse!â€ Gary floors it and the car goes crashing into the dumpster.
First, itâ€™s a darned good thing the Impala is made of that old American steel, for a car today would have been crumpled by the dumpster. The Impala is a tank. Second, what does Julie Siege have against the Impala? Did one Christine her when she was a kid or something? This is her third act of heinous vandalism against the Impala. Sheâ€™s only written five episodes and the Impala has been in four of them. Dean, now beside himself, clarifies. â€œItâ€™s in reverse!â€ Hee, my kids donâ€™t listen to me either. Teenagers are so thick headed! A mortified Gary cowers as they switch positions, apologizing profusely. â€œShut up,â€ Dean tells him. The Impala peels away unharmed.
Sam is in Garyâ€™s room calling Deanâ€™s â€œother otherâ€ cell. One thing I do love in this episode is how they pulled off showing one person on one side of the mirror and a different one in the reflection. The way Jared and Colton James pull this off is brilliant, not to mention how they were shot by Robert Singer. Sam leaves a frantic message, telling Dean â€œI think Iâ€™m in the wrong body. And I think Iâ€™ve got asthma.â€ The disconcerted tone is quite clever. Heâ€™s wearing a loserâ€™s Star Wars shirt. At least itâ€™s the original movies. He calls the motel and is told those â€œguysâ€ checked out in the middle of the night. â€œOne leather jacket, one sasquatch.â€ Iâ€™ll never tire of Sam being called that. So Sam stares in the mirror, staring down Gary, and asks â€œwho are you?â€ Whatâ€™s really interesting is they sold this despite being so different in size.
Sam looks through Garyâ€™s stuff. Heâ€™s in Advanced Chemistry so obviously smart. Clueless but smart. He sees more Star Wars t-shirts and figures out Gary is a virgin. Were you at 17 Sam? I demand a random conversation in a future episode where Sam and Dean mention the ages they lost their virginity. And with whom. Sam pulls a box out from under the bed and itâ€™s another sighting of â€œBusty Asian Beautiesâ€! To me, that gag never gets old. â€œFrustrated virgin,â€ Sam says. Oh, the kid also has some witchcraft items in there. â€œYou little satanic bastard,â€ Sam says. Ha! Takes one to know one. Sam wants to look more, but frustratingly is called to breakfast.
Samâ€™s wardrobe choice is interesting and he so is not a stripped hoodie kind of guy. It zaps all the prettiness right out of him. Ditto for the sneakers. He sits down and the father already has a stick up his ass. He wants to know what happened last night. â€œSo do I, believe me,â€ Sam answers. If this is what Sam was like as a teenager, I want to see more. What a great attitude. Dad is talking about the plan. SATs, MIT, a full ride, that sort of thing. How does getting drunk fit with the plan? Sam, attitude in check, looks at the guy and says, â€œListen buddy, no offense, but at the moment I couldnâ€™t give a rats ass about your plan.â€ That amuses the sister to no end. That amuses me to no end.