Welcome back to Season Five of the Supernatural Haiku Episode Guide! This season saw the completion of creator Eric Kripke’s vision – but not the end of the series! By this time, thinking in episode haiku had become second nature for me … Enjoy! What would YOUR haiku be?
Sympathy For The Devil
Lucifer walks Earth;
Angels seek the Michael sword.
Trust is hard to find.
Castiel seeks God.
War’s sly, murderous deceits
Make Sam see the truth.
Free To Be You And Me
Dean helps Cas hunt God.
Sam, alone, learns his planned fate:
Lucifer’s vessel.
Despair ends the world.
From future loss, one lesson:
Brotherhood is hope.
Fallen Idols
Feeding off fandom,
Shallow pagan god provides
Hunter training wheels.
I Believe The Children Are Our Future
Meet the antichrist,
Maker of reality:
Believe, and it’s true.
The Curious Case Of Dean Winchester
Best years of your life:
Stake them on a game of cards;
Live young or die old.
Changing Channels
Trickster’s TV hell
Is Gabriel’s arm-twisting:
Play your roles to live.
The Real Ghostbusters
Convention ghost games
Teach real-life brother lessons,
Wake a true haunting.
Abandon All Hope
Hunters die to learn
There are things the Colt can’t kill:
Satan raises Death.
Sam, Interrupted
Hunting craziness:
Wraith marinating mad brains
Spices Sam and Dean.
Nerdy teen witches
With a body-swap weapon
Use Sam to hunt Dean.
The Song Remains The Same
The past is prologue:
Anna hunts John and Mary,
Fought by Team Free Will.
Famine’s hunger kills:
Overdose on what you crave,
Or be dead inside.
Dean Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Sioux Falls miracle?
Dead loved ones return to life:
Death comes for Bobby.
Winchester Heaven:
Memories of times gone by
Teach lessons, kill faith.
99 Problems
False prophet breeds fear.
Killing her marks Dean a true
Servant of Heaven.
Point Of No Return
Zach brings Adam back:
Bait to push Dean to say yes.
Dean can’t let Sam down.
To stop the world’s end,
Pagan gods in motel hell
Kidnap Sam and Dean.
The Devil You Know
Crowley offers help
Finding Horsemen and their rings;
What will be the price?
Pestilence fails.
Cas turns human, Bobby walks –
Death changes the game.
Swan Song
Lucifer takes Sam;
Dean and the car bring him back.
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