The SPN fans have spoken, and now it’s our turn! What deserving recognition does the WFB staff wish to give to Supernatural Season 11? Alice, Nate Winchester, Lilah Kane and Elle have a few ideas.
Alice’s Awards
Best Appearance of Sam Winchester’s Hair
“Into The Mystic”
Yes, my annual obsession with Sam’s hair continues! Why “Into The Mystic?” Go to our
photo gallery and look at all the photos for the episode. No matter what scene Sam’s hair could do no wrong. It’s fluffy, it’s in place, not a disaster to be seen anywhere. I’m assuming Sam just got it cut because it’s perfect in every way, even when he’s sleeping!
The end of Baby. Sam is all banged up, but the hair maintained it’s perfect integrity. Will wonders never cease.
Worst Appearance of Sam Winchester’s Hair
“Our Little World”
In the episode overall the Sam hair was lacking it’s usual fluffiness. It was really bad when he was playing G-man. It was just slicked back too much, showing way too much forehead and not enough of that wild and untamed look we love. I won’t even go into what a mess the back was. Okay, I will.
Most Outrageous Dean Winchester Line
“Into The Mystic”
Sam: Turns out Harold was stealing the other resident’s Viagra.
Dean: I know. A real dick move, huh?
Ha! I heard that was adlibbed and I’m so happy they kept it.
Or, there’s always this…
“Love Hurts”
Sam: Is that a hickey?
Dean: And? It was Valentines’s Day. I can’t help it if I’m a hopeless romantic.
Sam: You got half of that right.
Dean: Just doing my civic duty, helping all the single ladies. You know the best thing about February 14th? You don’t have to be ‘Mr. Right,’ just ‘Mr. Right Now.”
Or this from the same episode…
Dean: Silver lining about being cursed. I’ll finally get some face time with Daisy Duke. My deepest, darkest desire.
Sam: Seriously?
Dean: Ever since I was seven.
Sam: So, Bach, not Simpson?
Dean: Pfft… Eh, I guess I wouldn’t say ‘no’ to either.
Yeah, we’ll call them all a tie.
Best Winchester Hug
“Safe House”
Fine, it’s not a full fledged hug, just a grateful grab and head rub from a ginormo brother that was very happy that his older bro didn’t get stuck in the great beyond. It still counts!
Best Shoutout to Foodies
“Don’t You Forget About Me”
Behold, The Elvis!
Sam: What the hell is that?
Dean: That? That’s the Elvis.
Sam: Elvis?
Dean: Mmm-hmm.
Sam: Is that a – ?
Dean: That’s a glazed donut.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Two, actually. One topside, one on the bottom. Now, your inferior versions, they’ll just take one donut, split it right down the middle. Mmm mm. Boom!
Sam: Alright, well uh, I hope you enjoy it. (Sam slides it away from him.) Wow.
Dean: You know there are starving children out there.
Sam: Dude, I’m not gonna survive hundreds of monster attacks to get flatlined by some double donut monstrosity.
Dean: The Elvis!
Then there’s Sam and Dean getting the home cooked meal…
Kind of pornographic, isn’t it? Then let’s not forget, home cooking isn’t home cooking unless it goes home in Tupperware. For these two guys, this required a lot of tupperware. Luckily, there’s a moose sized man who carry it all in one stack!
(This also could qualify as a best hair appearance)
Best Fortune Cookie Wisdom/Advice
“Beyond the Mat”
“I’ve been beat up, spit on, stabbed, roughed up. But I will be damned if I didn’t always get back up. One thing I learned, you gotta keep on grinding no matter what’s thrown your way.”
Judging by his size, Gunner has eaten a lot of fortune cookies in his day.
Best Shoutout to a Totally Epic Episode in a Prior Season from a Vastly Mediocre One
“The Devil in the Details”
Castiel: Hey, assbutt!
Lucifer: ‘Assbutt,’ I-I-I still don’t get that.
(Coming on Page 2 – Nate Winchester’s Awards)
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