Time to catch up!
| *knock knock knock* | |
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Hello? |
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Any merchandise around here? |
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No I don't think so. |
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Drat, let's keep looking, Sam. |
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Wait. Aren't I like... the season villain or something? |
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Whatever, we can't even hurt you until a dozen episodes from now. Onward! |
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Who was that mom? |
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The protagonists? |
Hibbing 911 remix
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Oh sure, that little stick of a girl gets a funko but do they bother merchandising me? |
(they're talking about   click now to buy!) |
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Yah, it's more discrimination against us big gals you betcha. |
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Bobby doesn't even get a funko? You boys show me where this merchandising is coming from and I'm going to teach them something about manners! |
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Uh... Ok... no merchandising here. We'll... call you as soon as we find something. |
the Things We Left Behind remix
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Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! | ||
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Dean! What's wrong?? | ||
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Merchandise. Merchandise everywhere! | ||
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Oh Sam it was awful! Nobody was safe - not Dad or Bobby or Crowley... even Baby! | ||
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Don't worry, Bro. I checked the garage, Baby is ok. | ||
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Why us, Sam? 10 years now and this never happened before! | ||
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Well... | ||
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. . . What do you know? | ||
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I did some research. You made a mistake last year. It wasn't the mark of Cain you got, but the MERCH of Cain. | ||
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Son of a Bitch! What do we do to fix it? | ||
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Apparently to stop the MoC, we have to find some thing or person that nobody would ever want to buy. | ||
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It's hopeless! Have you looked around this bunker? There's nothing but awesome stuff here. | ||
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Maybe if we contacted one of the guest stars... | ||
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Who's still alive? | ||
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. . . | ||
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Maybe if we got some new guest stars? | ||
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Who is going to come here if they'll die? | ||
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Ok, we need someone who's been on the show before, still alive, and nobody could possibly want merchandise of... | ||
| *phone ringing* | |||
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Hello? | ||
| ---Later--- | |||
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You're right, Dean, nobody could possibly want any merch of her. | ||
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Man, suddenly I feel old. | ||
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Oh yeah? Wait about 4 episodes. | ||
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So can you help us out with the MoC? | ||
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If you let me see my dad. | ||
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Hello, Claire. | ||
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What can we do when even our deus ex is affected by this? | ||
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Castiel? Where's my dad? | ||
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He's been uh... vacant, from this body since season 4. | ||
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Yeah, you tend to drive away the people you've been inside. | ||
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Don't worry, I won't be in you any more, I'm stuck inside this body now. | ||
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So we've got Claire, how do we fix the MoC? | ||
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Maybe I rub my arm on her? | ||
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Uh... personal space? | ||
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We've had a theme of using blood lately... maybe we take some of hers and inject it in the arm? | ||
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Do you sterilize the needle? | ||
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. . . | ||
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. . . | ||
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Maybe it's not mystical, maybe it's just a rash. | ||
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That would explain some of the things I've had to heal you two of besides broken bones. Some not even Heaven has names for. | ||
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C'mon, she has continuity behind her! This has to work. | ||
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Wait! I have an idea... | ||
| TO BE CONTINUED |
Hibbing 911 remix
|
Oh sure, that little stick of a girl gets a funko but do they bother merchandising me? |
| (they're talking about click now to buy!) |
|
|
Yah, it's more discrimination against us big gals you betcha. |
|
Bobby doesn't even get a funko? You boys show me where this merchandising is coming from and I'm going to teach them something about manners! |
|
Uh... Ok... no merchandising here. We'll... call you as soon as we find something. |
the Things We Left Behind remix
|
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! | ||
|
Dean! What's wrong?? | ||
|
Merchandise. Merchandise everywhere! | ||
|
Oh Sam it was awful! Nobody was safe - not Dad or Bobby or Crowley... even Baby! | ||
|
Don't worry, Bro. I checked the garage, Baby is ok. | ||
|
Why us, Sam? 10 years now and this never happened before! | ||
|
Well... | ||
|
. . . What do you know? | ||
|
I did some research. You made a mistake last year. It wasn't the mark of Cain you got, but the MERCH of Cain. | ||
|
Son of a Bitch! What do we do to fix it? | ||
|
Apparently to stop the MoC, we have to find some thing or person that nobody would ever want to buy. | ||
|
It's hopeless! Have you looked around this bunker? There's nothing but awesome stuff here. | ||
|
Maybe if we contacted one of the guest stars... | ||
|
Who's still alive? | ||
|
. . . | ||
|
Maybe if we got some new guest stars? | ||
|
Who is going to come here if they'll die? | ||
|
Ok, we need someone who's been on the show before, still alive, and nobody could possibly want merchandise of... | ||
| *phone ringing* | |||
|
Hello? | ||
| ---Later--- | |||
|
You're right, Dean, nobody could possibly want any merch of her. | ||
|
Man, suddenly I feel old. | ||
|
Oh yeah? Wait about 4 episodes. | ||
|
So can you help us out with the MoC? | ||
|
If you let me see my dad. | ||
| |
Hello, Claire. | ||
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||
|
What can we do when even our deus ex is affected by this? | ||
|
Castiel? Where's my dad? | ||
| |
He's been uh... vacant, from this body since season 4. | ||
|
Yeah, you tend to drive away the people you've been inside. | ||
| |
Don't worry, I won't be in you any more, I'm stuck inside this body now. | ||
|
So we've got Claire, how do we fix the MoC? | ||
|
Maybe I rub my arm on her? | ||
|
Uh... personal space? | ||
|
We've had a theme of using blood lately... maybe we take some of hers and inject it in the arm? | ||
|
Do you sterilize the needle? | ||
|
. . . | ||
|
. . . | ||
|
Maybe it's not mystical, maybe it's just a rash. | ||
| |
That would explain some of the things I've had to heal you two of besides broken bones. Some not even Heaven has names for. | ||
|
C'mon, she has continuity behind her! This has to work. | ||
|
Wait! I have an idea... | ||
| TO BE CONTINUED |
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