Dean: It wasn't me. It was the mannequin from hell!
Sam: That is bad. Even worse than this case we are having.
Dean: Come on. It was at least half good! Yes, no?
Sam: I am not saying it Dean!

Sam: You think they finally found out how we bury the dead?
Dean: In pieces?
Sam: SUSH!

*Static from the EMF Meter*

Dean gulps.

Sam: The EMF reader is going off the scale. We're definitely dealing with a spirit.

Dean: Umm... a killer mannequin. Well if it looks anything like Kim Cattral, it might not be so bad.

Sam: Ahhh ... you do realise we will have to destroy it, right?

Dean: What? Oh... of course...I know.

***************

Not a fan of Season's 8 - Man's Best Friends and Benefits

Sam: "Hey Dean, give me a hand, will ya?"

Dean: "So if you've ever wondered what a mannequin orgy would look like..."

Dean: "You know who we're up against, don't you?"

Sam: "Dare I ask?"

Dean: "Cattrallequins!"

Dean singing (sarcastically) Patsy Cline's "I fall to pieces...."

Sam "Really Dean?"

Dean "Come on Sam, we all know this episode sucks!"



I should get some votes for being old enough to even know that song

Tie: Time for A Wedding and Defending Your Life.

Sam: You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down this episode because they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does.

Dean: No argument here!


Season 7: The Mentalists (shudder)

I am so not a caption person....I can never think of anything, so I am just going to comment on the worst episode request thingie.

Season 7.....hmmmm lots to choose from.
The Mentalists - or Lets totally undermine Sam's characterization and make him the villain when he did absolutely NOTHING wrong.
Defending Your Life - or worst villain, worst defendant and worst lawyer ever.
Shut up Dr. Phil - or Witches and Bruckner/Ross-Leming; nuff said.
Of Grave Importance - or ghost Bobby.......what's dead should stay dead and never come back as a ghost.

I suppose these are in descending order of crapitude but it's a real toss up for me between The Mentalists and Defending Your Life. I didn't think The Mentalists was a bad episode per se (plot wise, story flow etc) I just HATED with a passion what it did to Sam as a character. Defending Your Life was just plain bad... didn't care that Dean was on Trial (he seemed particularly maudlin in this episode), Sam was a crap lawyer, the MotW was lame, the return of Joe was wasted, the plotting and pacing were TERRIBLE. Just a few minor quibbles really.
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Sam -Dude did you hear that ?
Dean- Where's the head ..Sam where's the head !!!

The face you make when you find your dads sex doll in the closet.

Sam: *Pointing at the dismembered pieces* "Uhm, is that a Snookie?"

Dean- Is that a wall of penis's ???
Sam - Mistakes were made ... No wonder none of them have ..parts
Dean- But why keep them ???

Dean: This is the last time we buy sex dolls at IKEA, Sam.

Sam: *bitchface*

Sam - Isn't that the doll head from Toy Story?
Dean - Mrs..Beasley say it isn't so ...

Sam - Is that a guillotine? (slashing sound )
Dean - O'ooo time to go ! (grabbing crotch)

Sam: "Look Dean! More mannequin dummies for you to molest!"

Dean: "It was an anatomy dummy and removing the heart doesn't qualify as molestation!"

The face you make when you recognize your own sex toy

Sam: "Anyone look familiar Dean?"

Sam - so, if you think about it , this is what Angels look like .
Dean- TMI Sam , TMI

Dean: "Now that guy over there? THAT is what you call molesting a mannequin."

Sam: "Ewww gross!"

Dean: *Smirking* "Don't judge!"

Dean - Come On! Im sick of Crazy Ass people doing that to dolls.
It's not funny with the heads spinning around like that .
Sam - its okay they aren't possessed.

Sam- Cas !
Dean- What the Hell Cas!
Cas - (off screen) Oh hi fellas... I was just ...well.. I needed a job.
Dean- Put your clothes back on .!

Sam - Cas what are you doing here?
Dean - Forget that .. what the hell are you doing ?
Cas- I needed a part .. like the pizza man has ...

" Night Moves " (song playing)

Sam - Ugh..Dean, is that Cas?
Dean- no more porn channel! That's just too disturbing..

Dean: "Looks like the employees used the missing pieces to get ahead."

Sam: And there's more than enough here to get a foot in the door or a leg up..."

Factory Employees: "That's the first thing you say, amateurs!"

Dean: *Looking at the mannequin pile* "You'd think they would have stayed together for the kids..."

Sam: I suppose you could call this a ... Body of Evidence?

Dean: not bad, you need the sunglasses though.

Yeeeeoooowwwwwwwwww

Sam - All we need now is an ax wielding maniac to come running up..
Dean- Yeah like that movie "My Bloody Valentine" ?
Sam- No , I was thinking about Wax Museum..
Dean- Dude!

Dean: "So, is this considered a menage-a-trois or twenty?"

Dean: "Well, this gives a new meaning to group sex!"

Dean: "Kim, is that you?!"

Dean: "I'd like to thank the Academy..."

Dean: "Gives a whole new meaning to 'get ahold of yourself!'"

Sam: Is this a Hokey Pokey starter kit?

Dean: "Ok, that one looks like it's hailing a cab, and that one looks like it's reaching out to shake hands and this on- oh crap! It moved!"

Dean: "Look Sammy, selfie sticks!"

Dean: "Beerholding backscratchers!"

Dean: "Well look at that, junkless just like those winged assh-"

Cas: *Suddenly appearing* "I'd like to remind you that while it's true that I am, as you say, junkless, that my true form is bigger than your Chrysler building..."

Sam: "The EMF is fritzing!"

Dean: "That's cause you need the EMD."

Sam: "Hate to ask but what's a EMD?"

Dean: "Electronic Mannequin Detector!"

Sam: "Can I shoot you now?"

Dean: *Smirks* "Not in public!"

Dean: "Hamburger flippers..."

Sam: "Page turners..."

Dean: "Keyholder...

Sam: "Bookends...

Factory Employees: "Hey! Can we vote for worst season too?!"

Dean: "I feel like I'm in an episode of The Walking Dead!"

Sam: "Quick! Crawl under the bin!"

Dean: "Or should I do the Limb-o?"

Dean: "That one just winked at me!"

Sam: "That's nothing, she blew a kiss at me earlier!"

Dean: "Cockblocker!"

Sam: "Don't hate!"

Cas: *Appearing suddenly* "Is this a nudist colony Dean? I'm fairly certain this is a nudist colony!"

Cas: "I'm fairly certain this is an inappropriate mixture of parts. This looks like nothing my Father ever created..."

Sam: "Okay. If you want your vote to count you have to put your hands up. Hands. Understood?"

Dean: "So that's one for AlyCat22, three more for FiercelyNormal..."

AlyCat22: "Oh come on! Recount! I demand a recount!"

Sam: "Damn it! Put your foot down!"

Dean: "Okay, if you can't "Get No Satisfaction" in that jumble then I don't know what to tell you!"

Dean: "Uh we promise we won't look should anybody decide to get a wild hair. Or whatever."

Sam: "They're mannequins Dean."

Dean: "Just trying to cover all the bases here Sam."

Dean: *Talking to the bin of limbs* "Don't fall apart! It's not that bad!"

Sam: "The mannequins have a higher IQ than you do right now Dean."

Cas: "Oh so Dean, THIS is what you meant when you brought up The Human Centipede. Funny I didn't think the movie was about mannequins..."

Sammy break a leg Lol

Dean: "This reminds me of the time that Lisa and I tried to-"

Sam interrupts: "Stop, Dean! TMI."

Dean: "Damn, she was bendy."

Sam: "I just thought of something Dean. What if the killer is a ghost who's possessing the mannequins?"

Dean: "That is far and away the dumbest thing I've ever heard."


As for worst S7 episode, I think it's a tie between Shut Up Dr. Phil and Adventures in Babysitting.

Sam: "That white one in the corner of the basket is looking mighty suspicious..."

Sam: "I'm soulless and this even creeps me out!"

Dean: "Well Sammy, you always said you were a leg man!"

Dean: "What will it be Sam? Thigh, leg or breast?"

Factory Workers: "Out!"

Sam: "What do you see?"

Dean: "Nuthin. Just scopin' out the location of the Exit signs...Forearmed is forewarned Sammy"

Sam: "No Dean, it's Forewarned is- oh never mind!"

Dean: "Oh-Kay. So what's the plan?"

Sam: "Well, next we interview the shop manager Chucky..."

*Evil giggle in the background*

Dean: *Pointing at the bin* "Aw look, they've fallen and they can't get up!"

Dean: *Talking to the bin* "It's a little late to be scrambling to put your clothes on now..."

Dean: *Talking to the bin* "Don't bother getting dressed on our account!"

Dean: *Talking to the bin* "Don't everybody stand up at once!"

Sam: *Talking to the bin* "Settle down in there! Somebody is going to lose an eye!"

Dean: "That's my line!"

Sam: *Talking to the bin* "Settle down in there! Somebody is going to lose an eye!"

Dean: "That's my line!"

Dean: "It's a shame really. 258 straight days without an industrial accident until now and the place falls to pieces..."

Dean: "Hey you know me Sam, I'll try anything once but this here is just disturbing on so many levels..."

Dean: "Eeinie, meenie, min-"

Sam: "It's disturbing when a bin of mannequin pieces display a higher IQ level than you!"

Dean: "How's this then? "She loves me, she loves me not..." *Starts throwing pieces like petals*

Sam: "Much better."

Dean: "Rest in pieces."

Dean: "Built it one piece at a time..."

Sam: "What?"

Dean: "Johnny Cash Sam! Do you remember anything about your cultural heritage?"

Sam: *Smirking* "Tsk! They just don't make mannequins the way they used to!"

Dean: "Timed obsolescence, Sammy!"

Sam: "How do you know a-"

Dean: "What? I read!"

Dean: *Smirking* "I'm going to give that shop steward a piece of my mind!"

Sam: "Don't be too generous..."

Sam: "I bet Tay-tay could write a song about this!"

Dean: "Ooh from you, so bitchy!"

Sam: "The Dutch word for mannequin means "little person"- you should feel right at home Dean!"

Dean: "Shut it Sasquatch!"


*True fax! AC22*

Sam: "There's actually a word for fear of mannequins. It's-"

Dean: "I know this one! Pedap-"

Sam: "Stop right there. It's Pediophobia."

Dean: "You are a walking encyclopedia of weird!"

Dean: "What is that guy doing to that mannequin over there!"

Sam: "Oh, that's just wrong."

Dean: "Oh come on Sam! I know you want to take one home. You can dress it and have kin-"

Sam: "Yeah! And it can ride shotgun-"

Dean: "Shutting up now."

Dean: "Look Sam, over in that corner. It looks like the workers are bowling!"

Sam: "So that's where the heads disappeared to."

Dean: "You know the word for sex with a mannequin? It's Agalm-"

Sam: "Disturbing."

Dean: "Spoil sport!"

Dean: "You know what I see when I look in this bin?

Sam: "Love?"

Dean: "Dude, I'm not a Agalmatophiliamist!"

Dean: *Addressing the bin* "Look, I know it's hard to choose ONE bad episode from Season Seven but don't you think you're overreacting?"

Sam: "Yeah, falling apart like this. How do you think that's going to make Nate feel?"

Dean: "And they say I have a fragile psyche..."

Dean: "Okay there's 50 bucks riding on which one of us can put a mannequin back together the fastest!"

Adult Legos....*18 and over*

Dean: "Looking at them I kinda feel like I'm in an episode of Doctor Who!"

Edit: Oh shut up all of you. I know it isn't as good as Fiercelys!

Dean: "Looking at them I kinda feel like I'm in an episode of Doctor Who right in the middle of IKEA!"

Edit: There. I fixed it! What, no votes yet??? Pfffft!

Dean: "Looking at them I kinda feel like I'm in an episode of Doctor Who!"

Edit: Oh shut up all of you. I know it isn't as good as Fiercelys!

Dean: "Looking at them I kinda feel like I'm in an episode of Doctor Who right in the middle of IKEA!"

Edit: There. I fixed it! What, no votes yet??? Pfffft!

Dean: "Think of the tricks we can play! *Imitating Cas voice* "Is something wrong Dean? You're more reserved than usual and Sam hasn't moved from that chair for hours." C'mon, help me load up the Impala!"

Cas: *Suddenly appears* I'd never fall for that. The height difference for Sam is too great and there are no bow legs in that pile Dean."

Dean: "Now that's what I call diversity!"

Sam: "Yeah, the porno version! I don't think that's quite what MLK had in mind Dean."

Dean: "What did these poor son of a bitches do to deserve such treatment?"

Dean: "Hey Sam. Is this what they mean by gender neutral?"

Dean: "Sam, I think the factory workers are revolting!"

Sam: "You're telling me. I interviewed them! I swear that one guy-"

Dean: "No. Revolting, as in an attempt to fundamentally change an organizational structure, College Boy. What? I read!"

Dean - We thought putting Abbadon back together again was hard

Dean: "Okay, which one of you stiffs voted against AlyCat22?"

Sam: "They did? Oh, that's just wrong!"

Dean: "Yeah, producer naming character after himself wrong! Douchiness the level of wearing your sunglass-"

Sam: "Uh Dean, looks like they didn't so much as vote against, they just didn't choose hers."

Dean: "What's wrong with them? Demons I get, it's people that are crazy!"


Edit: Haha!!! AC22

Sam "What the hell......?"

Dean "Huh, looks like Leatherface paid a visit"

Cas: "These poor souls have clearly been exposed to Medusa and her terrible serpe-"

Dean: "They're dummies Cas!"

Cas: "Would it hurt you to show a little empathy here Dean?"

Cas: *Looking sadly at the bin* "It appears that a few large built, somewhat upset, blond and handsome Swedish gentlemen have been through here recently. Would you like a chocolate?"

Sam: *Smiling* "Looking at this pile you have to wonder is it a cheap substitute for bone divination?"

Dean: "Wha-?"

Sam: "Reading bones Dean. It's a joke."

Dean: *Wolf smile* "I know some Bones I'd like to read!"

Sam: "Crap Dean! Why didn't you tell me you upgraded the EMF meter to "Stun"!"

Dean: "It was just a prototype! Who knew it would actually work. I'm awesome!"

Sam: "Explain that to the sixteen unhappy factory workers now heading our way!"

Dean: "They really could have used more calcium in their diets!"

Sam: "Dude, you know what we are hunting here, right?"

Dean: "Uhm, termites?"