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- Category: Season Twelve
- Written by Alice Jester
Best Hope for an Actual "Supernatural" Sitcom
Castiel and Crowley team up.
Angel and Demon, working together for a common good. Sounds like a delicious sitcom, doesn’t it?
Sam: So what's the word? Cas have anything?
Dean: Yeah, uh... Well, good news, there's nothing on angel radio and Heaven's still on lock down. So rogue angel is out.
Sam: Bad news?
Dean: Cas is chumming it up with Crowley. They're hunting Lucifer together. That's right. One's an angel, one's a demon and apparently they solve crimes.
Hmm, sounds like a great idea for a "Supernatural" spinoff.
Anything that puts Sam and Dean in priest outfits (not done since season one?) and then non-threatening counselors in full boring sweater garb deserves some sort of prize. I don’t know who they were pretending to be but I don’t care. I’m glad they got away from being G-Men once in a while.
(We really should have a "Caption This" for this)
Best Shoutout to Androgynous Plastic Figurine
I just don’t have words to describe! Sam calls Rowena to try and figure out why Dean is losing his memory…
Rowena: We could do a memory spell. But did his hair fall out? His body too?
Rowena: From the neck down, is he smooth like a Ken doll?
Sam (really grossed out): I don't know. Uh, and I'm not checking either.
Most Satisfying Act of Revenge
Ooh, that’s a lesson never to burn Rowena. After all, she’s lived for hundreds of years and is very patient. All she needed was the right opportunity to avenge Oskar and dammit, Sam and Dean rolled out the whole red carpet for her. Make it look like she was helping her grandson. Nope, she just wanted him dead so she could throw that all in Crowley’s face. So evil, yet it was so wickedly awesome too.
Crowley: So that was all drivel you were spewing about Gavin doing the right thing?
Rowena: It was the right thing. Maybe for Gavin, certainly for me. It allowed me to watch you suffer the loss of a child.
Rowena: I'm your mother, dear. Who better to crush your shriveled heart?
Most Awkward Moment
“Keep Calm and Carry On”
This puts the “Awk” in “Awkward…” Dean and Mary, both flashing that wicked smirk at the same time when looking at the back seat of the Impala. Then it dawns on Dean what’s happening. Yes Dean, you were probably conceived in your Baby. That’s something he’ll never be able to unsee.
Cheesiest Inanimate Object in all of Supernatural
There have been some low budget props in “Supernatural,” but this one is all the all time grand champion. A golden egg with enochian symbols on it that exorcises demons? Um, wasn't there already a way to do that? Honestly, Mr. Ketch won me over in the toys department with the flamethrower. But hey, it did raise the question, do we want to see Sam take out the evil demon with some awesome latinating, or do we want to see his hair flowing harshly in the wind as he performs…pretty much the same thing just with something way more fugly. Only time will tell I guess.
That’s a wrap on season twelve. Come back next year for our set of Awards for season thirteen! It's the circle of SPN Life!
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