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EW Ultimate Guide to Supernatural

Family Don't End With Blood

Featuring a chapter from Nightsky!

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Happy Halloween everyone! 
 

I was working in the lab late one night 

 


When my eyes beheld an eerie sight 

 

 

For my monster from his slab began to rise

 

And suddenly to my surprise

 

 

He did the mash
He did the monster mash 

 


The monster mash 

 

 

 

 It was a graveyard smash

 

 

He did the mash
It caught on in a flash 

 


He did the mash
He did the monster mash 

 


 

From my laboratory in the castle east 

 

 

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

 


 

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes 

 

 

To get a jolt from my electrodes

 

 
They did the mash
They did the monster mash 

 


The monster mash 

 


It was a graveyard smash 

 


 

They did the mash
It caught on in a flash 

 


They did the mash
They did the monster mash

 

 

The zombies were having fun 

 


The party had just begun 

 


The guests included Wolf Man 

 


Dracula and his son



The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds 

 


Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds 

 

 


The Coffin-Bangers were about to arrive 

 


With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" 

 



They played the mash
They played the monster mash
 

 

 

The monster mash 

 


It was a graveyard smash 

 


 

They played the mash
It caught on in a flash 

 


They played the mash
They played the monster mash 

 


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring 

 


Seems he was troubled by just one thing 

 


He opened the lid and shook his fist 

 


And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" 

 



It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
 

 


The monster mash 

 


And it's a graveyard smash 

 


It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash 

 


It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash 

 


Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band 

 


And my monster mash is the hit of the land 

 


For you, the living, this mash was meant too 

 


When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you 

 


Then you can mash 

 


Then you can monster mash 

 


The monster mash 

 


And do my graveyard smash 

 


Then you can mash 

 


You'll catch on in a flash 

 


Then you can mash 

 


Then you can monster mash