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“So you’re really it,” Sam asks. “The first of your species.” Yep, the very first. Sam logically asks if he’s the first, who made him? Oh, a chicken and egg thing. “Well, we all have our mothers. Even me.” Dean asks what that means, but no, that mystery ends up fueling our debates now. Great job guys! Dean wants to know why there’s a big surge in vamps. “We’re going to war,” a-vamp says. Now my head is swimming. Against who? I guess we can make that shocking reveal #3.
Sam now wants to know why go to war and why did Samuel bring him there? Sadly, A-vamp is too fascinated by Sam’s scent to explain that. “You smell cold. You have no soul. What an oddity. Do you feel how empty you are? What is it like to have no soul?” Sam tells him to answer his question, but a-vamp wants his answered first. “You’re the one in the cage.” A-vamp takes that as a “touche.”
“The thing about souls, if you’ve got one of course (rub it in!), they’re predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?” Dean doesn’t get where this is going but a-vamp claims he’s trying to answer the question. “When we freaks die where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell, so?” “Legoland?” Dean asks. Too funny! We went there for the first time last year and even we were geeking out over the whole cities created out of lego. Freaks abound!
A-vamp doesn’t think Dean’s joke is all that funny. “A little rusty on our Dante boys.” Sam gets it, Purgatory. It’s about time this show mentioned Purgatory. It took six freaking seasons? Dean is surprised to hear Purgatory is real. Hell is, why not? “Of course, and it is filled with the soul of every hungry thing like me that ever walked this earth.” The mystery is where is it? “That is what your kind hearted granddaddy is trying to beat out of me.”
Sam sums up shocking reveal #4. “Samuel brought you here to find out where Purgatory is?” A-vamp says why would he know where it is, but Sam knows when someone is lying. That’s his new superpower. “You know exactly where it is.” Sam wants to know why Samuel cares. “He doesn’t care. He does as he is told.” So here we go, one BEST Dean Winchester lines EVER! “Well if the old man’s Kermit, who’s hand’s up his ass?” Come on a-vamp, you know you want to crack up over that!
This interview with the vampire is interrupted by an armed Samuel, Christian, and red shirt of the week. Sam and Dean are stripped of all their weapons out in the hall. Dean claims he has seen some stupid in his day but Samuel takes the crown. “Putting Jaws in a fishbowl? How do you think that’s gonna end?” Duh, bloody of course! Dean goes on pissing off the guy with the gun, bringing up how he’s got everyone convinced he’s John Wayne. “So whatever you’re doing, whatever you’re hiding, it’s going to put you and everyone around you in the ground.” Samuel goes after Dean in anger and Dean manages to knock away his shotgun. Sam disables Christian and Dean picks up his gun...only to hear the click of a shotgun nearby. It’s Gwen, with a wicked smile. “Hi.” Dean puts down his gun. “Gwen. And I thought we had something special.” Come on Dean, that’s your cousin!
Meanwhile, back at the cage, a-vamp finishes his nail job on the leather strap and red shirt is toast. His screams alert the others though, now they are screwed. Samuel lets Sam and Dean have their weapons back. They go to check out the carnage. Jaws got out of the fishbowl. Oh yeah, color me surprised.
The dead man’s blood is busted open on the floor, so Samuel asks Christian how much is left. He pulls out two syringes. Not good. Dean wants to know how long until a-vamp is 100%. An hour, maybe less. Samuel plans to get him dosed up and back in the cage, but Dean won’t have it. “I don’t know what your big plan was, but playing catch is not on the table. We take the thing’s head off or it kills us all. You know that.”
NOW Samuel decides to listen to Dean. He knows he’s right, as does Christian and Gwen. Sam’s opinion doesn’t matter since he’s the soulless guy. Dean gives the orders now. “Okay, we split up, clear every room. You get a shot you take it. It’s not going to kill him, but dude will move a lot slower without any kneecaps.” Then he turns to Samuel. “And if we make it through this you, me and Sam are having one hell of a family meeting.” I love it! I want in on that meeting. Interesting how this hints that Samuel and Dean have many of the same instincts. Samuel just has to go against them to serve a purpose. No wonder they are butting heads so bad. They are so much alike. That’s like Sam and John’s relationship, don’t you think? I love parallels!
We get a nice long tense search for a-vamp to kill time. They don’t find anything. Sure enough, as soon as Christian relaxes and lets his guard down, you know something’s going to jump out from the shadows. A-vamp and his fluid neck twister works! Down goes Christian. All right! Parker Lewis is dead! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. A-vamp knows Christian wasn’t worth the conversion, too much of a tool. He flings Grandpa and now he gets Sam. Lucky vamp. He easily overpowers Sam and grabs onto him by the neck. He looks him square in the eye, fascinated by the prey. “The boy with no soul. I’ve got big plans for you. It’s amazing how a pesky little soul gets in the way. Not with you. You will be the perfect animal.”
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