Created on Friday, 03 August 2012 00:15
Last Updated on Sunday, 09 June 2013 22:44
Written by Alice Jester
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“Oh, you shake it up baby.”
See! Even Dean is annoyed by Sam's salad habit.
The Song Remains The Same
If Dean didn’t have his sense of humor, there’s no way he’d be able to process the fact he just failed to save his parents again after another trip back in time, watched his little brother get killed (again) and has to live with the fact that he and Sam, despite a resurrection by Michael, are still exponentially screwed.
“Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with 6 bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. Awesome.”
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Dean is not only fed up with Horsemen, he loves Buffy.
“Awesome. Another Horseman. Must be Thursday.”
Dark Side of The Moon
Well, this is one way to get a fellow hunter to shit in his pants.
“Go ahead Roy, do it. But I'm gonna warn you, when I come back, I'm going to be pissed.”
Notice how the choice of words was “when”, not “if?” That word change alone would of have me running away screaming.
Too bad he finds out during his brief visit Heaven isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Yeah, well if this is the Skymall, then it sucks. Where's the triplets and the latex, you know? Come on, a guy has needs.”
How do you console an angel that is experiencing Daddy issues? Keep it simple.
Castiel: How do you manage it?
Dean: On a good day, you get to kill a whore.
Another great thing about Dean Winchester, he’s not afraid to tell it like it is.
Jane: I don't understand. How are we supposed to get to paradise now?
Dean: I'm sorry. Pretty sure you're heading in a different direction.
The Point of No Return
Ready to throw your life away to the archangel Michael but you’re pesky brother and friends keep getting in the way. Nothing like biting sarcastic wit to keep the tension fun. Like sharing his plan to save the world...
Dean: We’re working on the power of love.
Adam: How’s that going?
Dean: Mmm, not good.
Antagonizing a being that could explode him in a snap...
Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid.”
Learning from a vicious beating from a being that could explode him in a snap...
Word to the wise: don't piss off the nerd angels.”
Or maybe showing of faith in a little brother that’s admired him his entire life...
"Honestly? The damnedest thing. I mean, the world’s ending. The walls are coming down on us, and I look over to you and all I can think about is, “this stupid son of a bitch brought me here.” I just didn’t want to let you down."
“I don’t know if it’s being a big brother or what, but to me, you’ve always been this snot-nosed kid that I’ve had to keep on the straight and narrow. I think we both know that’s not you anymore. I mean, hell, if you’re grown up enough to find faith in me, the least I can do is return the favor. So screw destiny right in the face. I say we take the fight to them and do it our way.”
Hammer of The Gods
This might not be the thing you want to say to cannibal Gods.
We can either take on the Devil together, or you lame-ass bitches can eat me. Literally.”
In the end, it’s all about family.
“I'm not gonna lie to you, though. It goes against every fiber I got. I mean, truth is... You know, watching out for you... it's kinda been my job, you know? But more than that, it's... it's kinda who I am. You're not a kid anymore, Sam, and I can't keep treating you like one. Maybe I got to grow up a little, too. I don't know if we got a snowball's chance. But... But I do know that if anybody can do it... It's you.”
I want you to understand, the only thing you are going to see out there is Michael killing your brother.
Dean: Then I ain't going to let him die alone.
Coming soon, seasons six and seven bring a different kind of Dean to the forefront.
Here's the prior seasons for those that missed it, or just want to re-live it:
The Wisdom of Dean Winchester - Season Four
The Wisdom of Dean Winchester - Season Three
The Wisdom of Dean Winchester - Season Two
The Wisdom of Dean Winchester - Season One